If Teresa hadn't married money - Mr. Heinz - I could easily picture her swaddled in blankets pushing a shopping cart down a back street. That woman doesn't have the brains to find the front door.
I have to wonder if Teresa even has to flush her own commode herself. She had the luck (?) to be a right cute young lady about the time she met John Heinz, and I guess he was taken by her Zsa Zsa Gabor accent (which becomes a bit flatulent and fatuous sounding as a woman gets older). Someone on this forum who was acquainted with her stated some time back that she is an educated woman in the traditional sense. What puzzles me is how she could marry a man whom her deceased husband reportedly did not respect? Did she not trust his judgment; she claimed to still love him? It is really disturbing to see a man like Kerry who dispatched a perfectly wealthy wife for a more perfectly wealthy wife living off the work and wealth of another man.
Actually, I am gossipping - - - shut up, Twinkie.
The flying squirrel was apparently once a hot blooded sex kitten and she got Heinz with talents other then her brain.
Go figure. With Lurch she looks like shes going to hurl when he kisses her.
If John Heinz hadnt been killed in a plane crash (he died a couple miles from my hometown) and he was still alive and married to Teresa today, I dont think Lurch would be around. Unless he found another rich widow.
Anyway, Im surprised shes not sedated yet.