The flying squirrel was apparently once a hot blooded sex kitten and she got Heinz with talents other then her brain.
Go figure. With Lurch she looks like shes going to hurl when he kisses her.
If John Heinz hadnt been killed in a plane crash (he died a couple miles from my hometown) and he was still alive and married to Teresa today, I dont think Lurch would be around. Unless he found another rich widow.
Anyway, Im surprised shes not sedated yet.