Rodney Dangerfield Quotes:
* I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy... I'd have had nothing to play with.
* A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home.
I'm so ugly... I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get.
My parents took me to a Dog Show - I won!