[Central Scrutiniser]

No matter how often I listen, he still makes me laugh, I was listening to some of his stuff yesterday. "My brother is so ugly, he married an ugly girl, had ugly kids, they are so ugly their family albums pictures are negatives! His wife is so ugly, I sat next to her and reached down to pet the dog, it was her legs!, She is so ugly, two thieves broke into her house, she yelled Rape! they yelled NOOOO!"

"First time I had sex, I tell ya, I was nervous, I was Scared!, hey, I was alone! I was in bed with a woman, she started crying, I asked, "What's the matter, are you gonna hate yourself in the morning?" She said "No, I hate myself NOW!" Rodney, you will be MISSED!

[CaptRon]

My best friend in the world has just about all of his jokes memorized. It's hyesterical when he goes into the routine.

[Bringbackthedraft]

Yup, married to a very young chick does it all the time.

[Moby Grape]

"I don't care what lane I am in, it ends in 500 feet!"

[BiscuitEater]

Thanks... made me tear up...and laugh at the same time. I'm gonna miss Rodney!