Posted on 10/05/2004 9:58:48 AM PDT by bobjam
Conventional wisdom now holds that both the Bush/Cheney and the Kerry/Edwards campaigns have planned surprises in order to shake the race in their favor this month. What could those surprises be? Here are some suggestions, are there any others?
Bush surprises for Kerry: 1) Bush meets with Allawi in Baghdad 2) Questions arise over Kerry's and Edwards's taxes
Kerry surprises for Bush: 1) Allegations that Bush got a girl pregnant and talked her into an abortion in the early 70's
The Libyan government will announce that it was working on nukes with Iraqi nuclear scientists on Libyan territory. That discovery and proof presented to the Libyan government by the U.S. and the invasion of Iraq made Khadaffi realize he was a dead man unless he cooperated.
The Bush Administration has known the frequency all along, but will not tell Dan Rather.
The new one is that Bush is bi.
I heard that he was a lesbian...
Red Sox win the World Series?
The new one is that Bush is bi.
I heard that he was a lesbian...
Who had a sex change operation.
The Redsox will beat the Yankees in the playoffs.
Politics and news cycles have changed so drastically since 1980(!) that the phrase hardly applies today.
Right, Bush is Bi and Edwards saw him in a bathhouse.
Don't ask what edwards was doing there.
Another terrorist attack ...
Has anyone thought about the lunar eclipse that will take place on the evening of October 27th? The moon will be in its crescent phase? Will this be a sign for the terrorists to attack?
I knew a man who drove his then-girlfriend, now his wife, to an abortion clinic to kill their child in the 1970's, and now he and his wife are 2 of the most pro-life people you will ever meet.
I think Trouser Jockey is an even better term.
There will be none - otherwise, Rove wouldn't have said anything about it - because now it's not a suprise! Rove just said it to spook the 'rats.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. What a bunch of losers.
Kerry: He orginially received a dishonorable discharge that later was changed by Carter. He has herpes and other ailments. His wife has money in foreign tax shelters and has contributed to terrorists organizations. He cheated during this past debate. He knew of a potential plot to kill US Sentors and others, but still remained a member of that group. He has a gay lover.
Edwards: He has extorted secretly money from corporations, including in regards to his son's death. He has a mistress. He is addicted to laughing gas.
Bush: Fox of Mexico is blackmailing him regarding a Mexican woman's abortion. He gets kickbacks from illegal aliens.
Cheney: He deliberately misled Bush regarding WMD since he will profit from the war in Iraq. He has serious health problems.
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It's such a stupid allegation, it's laughable. But there are people who believe it. Granted, they're all kooks, but they still believe it.
Jimmy Hoffa was at the debate at the university in Florida. In 1975, he was given a new identity and a dress, and emerged as....Donna Shalala!
Well, if true, wouldn't that be an attribute anyway? And that would lock up the gay vote. They have got to be claiming that at least 40 percent of the population is gay at this point.
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