[cogitator]

OK, all together now:

It's Bush's fault.

The timing is suspicious.

[LasVegasMac]

Ping

[50sDad]

It's the damn Vogon Constructor Fleet. We better grab our towels and get off this rock!

[LTCJ]

The first two blasts, called X-ray flashes, occurred on September 12 and 16. These were followed by a more powerful burst on September 24.

OK, well that explains how this showed up on my office door:

Now, does anyone know if Elmers Glue can be used to keep my teeth from falling out?

[Paleo Conservative]

We're doomed!

[conrad metcalf 42]

We need the Super Twins to activate into form of bucket and water to take this dreaded supernova on.

[drangundsturm]

Clearly an october surprise is in the offing. Rove has figured out a way to have multiple stars supernova in a pattern that lights up the sky with: BUSH'04

[ThinkDifferent]

Looks like SG1 took out a couple of Go'ould systems.

[Mr. Mojo]

A volcanic eruption and now three supernovae?

Fun stuff.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

It's the end of the planet Krypton.

[Pagey]

a full-fledged gamma ray burst

This I understand ,is what the world will witness when we use our soon-to-be-developed 'nuclear tipped bunker busting bombs' when we take out the entire Bekaa Valley in the near future.(Well, I can certainly wish, can't I? LOL)

[StrictTime]

Did anyone see the host in the sun? Should I go take a shower? Is this supernova going to be on our Global Test?

[SengirV]

WOW!!! What a crappy article. No location(s), no likely candidates, etc...

[diamond6]

Is this similar to what happened prior to the World War II and the message of FAtima?

[MarkL]

Scientists have predicted that our own sun will burn out in about 100 million years...

That means that the Missouri Dept of Transportation will have to finish I-70 in the dark...

Mark

[Brilliant]

God's up to no good.

[FairOpinion]

PING

[tophat9000]

What the Hell!

The EPA may me junk my 69 Super Nova for excessive X and Gamma ray emissions.... how come these guy get by?

[Thinkin' Gal]

G-g-gamma ray PING!

[Las Vegas Dave]

Ping!

[Diddle E. Squat]

How many special people change
How many lives are living strange
Where were you when we were getting high?
Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannon ball
Where were you while we were getting high?

Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova
A champagne supernova in the sky

Wake up the dawn and ask her why
A dreamer dreams she never dies
Wipe that tear away now from your eye
Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannon ball
Where were you when we were getting high?

Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova
A champagne supernova in the sky

Cos people believe that they're
Gonna get away for the summer
But you and I, we live and die
The world's still spinning round
We don't know why
Why, why, why, why

How many special people change
How many lives are living strange
Where were you when we were getting high?
Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannon ball
Where were you while we were getting high?

Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova
A champagne supernova in the sky

Cos people believe that they're
Gonna get away for the summer
But you and I, we live and die
The world's still spinning round
We don't know why
Why, why, why, why

How many special people change
How many lives are living strange
Where were you when we were getting high?
We were getting high
We were getting high
We were getting high
We were getting high