Posted on 09/28/2004 3:41:05 PM PDT by fight_truth_decay
Howie Carr Show Poll (top of the page)
John Kerry is doing debate prep up in Wisconsin and for some reason he has turned bright orange. Is this tan in a bottle or a chemical peel gone awry? What do you think caused the Senator's complexion to vacation in Oompa Loompah Ville?
SKIN TONE John Kerry's complexion has suddenly taken on a very unnatural tone. Which of the following nicknames best describes him?
Which of the following nicknames best describes him?
Tan Man
Agent Orange
International House of Pancake
http://www.wrko.com/howiecarrpoll.asp
High doses of Canthaxathin, an algae-derrived pigment which gives flaminfos their unique pink color, is sold in some health food stores in pill form to create artificial tans and, in some people, can appear something like the photo.... I also once worked with a health-nut who drank so much carrot juice that she literally turned orange and stayed that way for several days...
Who knows...
"Agent Orange Reporting For Duty"
ROFLMAO!!
He's a Pumpko-American.
OOMPA OOMPA DOO PA DEE DO
I think I am the Kerry For You
OOMPA OOMPA DOO PA DEE DO
I will say what you want me to!
What do you get when you Flip and Flop?
And in the polls you continue to drop!
What do you get when you cannot win?
Cause everything...you...do...is...create...spin
(Bush is gonna bury you)
OOMPA OOMPA DOO PA DEE DO
This race is over...your campaign is through
OOMPA OOMPA DOO PA DEE DAY
4 more years for Bush is one month away!!
Michael Savage is saying that Kerry is using "Man-Tan."
If Clinton was our first black president, is Kerry shooting for first orange president?
Only color he'll see on 11/2 is red, red, red. Bush wins 43 states.
I still say he looks like an undertaker and has a personality to match.
Agent Orange.
My code name was Agent Orange, and I was on a secret mission through the Mekong Delta to Cambodia.
I like "Horse of a Different Color." (Saw it on FR today.)
International House of Pancake or IHOP or IFLOP.
Something is going on with Edwards and Kerry using "Man-Tan."
April 18, 2004
"SEATTLE -- Senator John Edwards of North Carolina, apostle of optimism on the primary trail, began his remarks here last week with a zinger about President Bush's recent prime-time press conference. Edwards sported a NEAR-ORANGE TAN, his trademark blue suit and red tie, and beamed, far more at ease on stage than the two US senators preceding him."
Source: Boston.com
ttp://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2004/04/18/edwards_focus_turns_to_kerry_bid?pg=full
He's trying to court the NBA vote.
Basketball Head!
Kerry's trying to get the brotha vote.
It was side-splitting and amazing. I wish someone could post it as a golden oldie.
I refuse to have the Republicans question my Patriotism or the color of my skin!
Orange you glad your voting 4 BUSH!
That's not Kerry. That's an alien from outer space.
Yeah, I didn't optimize that when I saved it. Big difference. Thanks.
nice! i was thinking it...and you already had it photoshopped...
have you ever checked out the photoshop contests on worth100.com
or is it worth1000? whatever it is....
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