To: SmellsLikeOwen
That's quite suggestive. Is it in the Kamma Sutra?
522 posted on
09/27/2004 8:36:33 PM PDT by
Mad_Tom_Rackham
(CBS's story is sinking faster than Uncle Ted's Oldsmobile.)
To: Mad_Tom_Rackham
Of course, Colmes wrote the book on the practice. He's a Love Tool, can't ya tell? The Brow of wonder and pleasures........
He can also fight off evil spirits with that brow,
And leap tall buildings,
Ski the Alps,
Use it as a hunting blind,
Perform sit in roles for Howdy Doody,
And bridge the north & south poles with that Brow.
He can multi-task with that Brow. Haven't you ever noticed, he's doing one thing, and it's doing another? I wonder if he ever spanks it and tells it to just sit still? It crawled onto the back of his head during one show. He should shave it off and give his wife a fur coat for Christmas.... he could just use half of it and nobody would notice.
Cheers!
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