"We (the DNC/Kerry Campaign/CBS) established to our satisfaction (decided it must be true because it impacted Bush negatively) that the memos were accurate (Could pass muster with the Liberal Arts majors in our newsroom, but not with anybody who knows anything technical) or we would not have put them on television (endangered our advertising revenue) There was a great deal of coroborating evidence (some statements were made, not for attribution from unnamed sources) from people in a position to know (close to and inside of the DNC and Kerry campaigns). Having said that (Having said exactly nothing), given all the questions about them (given the fact that 100% of all genuine experts say they're bogus), we believe we should redouble our efforts (stall, since two times zero is still zero) to answer those questions (stonewall until those questions go away), so that's what we are doing. (so we're doing nothing)"
Perfect.
No one can translate liberal doublespeak like FReepers can.