Posted on 09/13/2004 1:19:49 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776
Teresa Heinz Kerry, wife of Democratic Presidential candidate, Sen. John Kerry D-Mass., is also seen on a video screen while addressing the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute's Issues Conference Luncheon in Washington, Monday, Sept. 13, 2004. Mrs. Heinz Kerry spoke on issues of importance to the Hispanic community.
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"There has been a great disturbance in the Force..."
But John..you said they'd like me. You said they liked Hillary, they should like me! John? John?
"Oh, Walter!"
LOL
"Just wait until I get my hands on Kitty Dukakis! She came to my hotel room and drank all the mouthwash!"
This is traumatizing......is her Burqa at the dry cleaners?
"Enough of talking to you idiots! Beam me up, Scotty!"
She's fluent in Spanish.
That's probably the only reason they sent her.
Did anyone see The Devil's Advocate? Is this one of the demon actresses that kept changing shaps of their face?
Gamma radiation mixed in with a transporter beam is how we got her in the first place!!
OR - her flesh colored make up is fading! :-)
John........come with me!
and together we can rule the world as Billionaire and Bum!
LOL! I am suprised that more didn't connect her green face to the Incredible Hulk. I looked and looked before I posted that and was suprised to not find a similar refrence-plumb missed your # 11 and thought I was home free.
" Like minds." Thank you, but your's is much quicker than mine.
"Another Out of Body Experience"
or how about....
"You MUST ground yourself...."
or the ever popular
"Of course, there are idiots!"
The Kerry Campaign Stomachache</font size>
In the swirl of political news in the past week, one event was almost uncovered. Teresa Heinz Kerry, the woman whose tough talk was distinctly off message at the nicey-nice Democratic convention in July, was checked into a hospital in Iowa with a tummy ache. She was released pretty fast and the medical emergency over Labor Day weekend paled in comparison to the focus on the bypass surgery going on in New York. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/09/13/opinion/lynch/main643067.shtml
You are right except she is 65. She does look good & doesn't look like she has had multiple plastic surgeries like Cher & other Hollyweird morons. Botox is a temporary fix & doesn't leave you looking worse than before like the knife does. If she has had any plastic surgery it was minor & well done IMHO.
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