Don't go golfing
Don't go fishing
Don't go hikinh in the forest
Have just returned from my holiday in Ibiza, and whilst there I read Paul William's "Osama's revenge". I got some funny looks on the beach reading a book with Osama's ugly face across the front! He mentioned October 7th as a date to watch out for too. Seems to have some historical significance.
I noticed in the recent jihadi messages they seem to be taking credit for the hurricanes that have hit Florida and Tony Blair's dodgy heart. I'm just waiting for them to claim Mount St Helen's!