And don't forget: Spitballs.
"Yes, c'est vrai that I have proposed fighting the war on terror with spitballs. But what Zell Miller and others of his genre do not, comment dit-on?, comprehend, is that these spitballs would be drizzled with a exra-aged new strain of Camembert cheese.
"Personally, nibbled with a snifter of fine Romanee Conti, I find it absolument delicieux. But for the average peon, I assure you it would be la morte certaine!"