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To: My2Cents

Man, I hate being stuck here in class!!!! I wish I could just click on that CSPAN link....my prof won't like that though lol


259 posted on 09/02/2004 3:14:43 PM PDT by LDub
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To: LDub
Develop intestinal flu. Excuse yourself quickly, go to the restroom and get in a stall and make gagging sounds. If you have a cup of water to dump in the latrine, it lends authenticity.

Then, if you are a female, remove all lipstick and foundation makeup around your mouth. Then rub your fingers in the linings of your eyes, making them look watery and bloodshot.

Then go to your prof and say you need to leave because you are ill.

Worked all the time for me when I was in high school (Class of 66).

LOL!

265 posted on 09/02/2004 3:19:15 PM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: LDub

Mute the speaker. :-)


306 posted on 09/02/2004 3:43:31 PM PDT by My2Cents (Zell on with Imus, re: Kerry: "What kind of a man wears Spandex?")
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