[LDub]

Man, I hate being stuck here in class!!!! I wish I could just click on that CSPAN link....my prof won't like that though lol

[Miss Marple]

Develop intestinal flu. Excuse yourself quickly, go to the restroom and get in a stall and make gagging sounds. If you have a cup of water to dump in the latrine, it lends authenticity.

Then, if you are a female, remove all lipstick and foundation makeup around your mouth. Then rub your fingers in the linings of your eyes, making them look watery and bloodshot.

Then go to your prof and say you need to leave because you are ill.

Worked all the time for me when I was in high school (Class of 66).

LOL!

[My2Cents]

Mute the speaker. :-)