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To: LDub

Develop intestinal flu. Excuse yourself quickly, go to the restroom and get in a stall and make gagging sounds. If you have a cup of water to dump in the latrine, it lends authenticity.

Then, if you are a female, remove all lipstick and foundation makeup around your mouth. Then rub your fingers in the linings of your eyes, making them look watery and bloodshot.

Then go to your prof and say you need to leave because you are ill.

Worked all the time for me when I was in high school (Class of 66).

LOL!

265 posted on 09/02/2004 3:19:15 PM PDT by Miss Marple

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To: Miss Marple

Falling on the floor laughing!!!!!!!!

HEHEHEHE!!!!!!!

290 posted on 09/02/2004 3:36:00 PM PDT by sissyjane (Does Rice show up on X-Rays??)

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To: Miss Marple; LDub

If you have a cup of water to dump in the latrine, it lends authenticity.

I find that "Cup of Soup" contents work best for this.