Gere: "When I become President, no hamster will be left behind!"
Posted on 08/28/2004 3:48:36 PM PDT by pookie18
Democrat presidential candidate John Forbes Kerry today warned that America faces "a celebrity exhaustion crisis" if President George Bush wins reelection in November.
"It's just another example of how this administration fails to care for the ordinary, needy people of this great country," said Mr. Kerry, a Vietnam veteran who is also a U.S. Senator. "Many celebrities--actors, musicians, comedians--already teeter on the brink of fatigue as they attend a plethora of Democrat fundraisers and anti-Bush protest events, and appear on TV news shows as political experts."
"I'm worried that they won't even make it through October, let alone four more years," said Mr. Kerry. "And if Janeane Garofalo, Bruce Springsteen, Moby, Ben Affleck or Margaret Cho wind up in some kind of 30-day recovery program or if their entertainment careers begin falter, they can send the bill directly to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. George W. Bush is wearing out these national treasures."
Mr. Kerry said if he's elected, the crisis will end, "because politically conservative celebrities are usually preoccupied with singing, acting or making jokes. In other words, they're not smart enough to get on a cable news show, or C-Span and debate Al Franken."
Hollywood- shining city at the bottom of the hill.
Wow, just keep shoveling the BS Kerry...pander for the votes of every fringe group in America...especially the liberal fringes. What this maggot will not say and do to gain power...
This election is Bush's to lose, if he chooses to do so. He had better get his attack machine launched and soon.
Some people will think this is real,LOL!
This is satire,right?
"He had better get his attack machine launched and soon."
In my opinion, W doesn't need to mount much of an attack, as long as Kerry keeps that gun pointed at his own foot!
Bump for Scrappleface and Scott Ott!
LOL, it's satire, man. Anything from Scrappleface is satire.
Qwinn
Uh huh...
Is this for real?
Did that idiot really say this?
ok nevermind, I see this was a spoof lol
Good...I was fixin to cloud up and thunder.
Kerry really is that ignorant ya know!
How about gerbils?
"Some people will think this is real,LOL!"
I wrote a thread this morning titled: "Pediatrician regrets helping at Bush Birth" and had people going nuts thinking it was real, so much so the Admin Mod tacked (Satire) onto the title.
Hopefully when Bush wins all the celebrities will move to France.
You mean you can make this stuff up?
LOL. He's right - they will ALL move to France. While its satire, it does show John F*ckin's heart and soul is with the folks of America's Babylon.
It is most important that Kerry maintain super positive relations with show business. If he loses, Terry Kerry is going to cut him off, big time, and he'll need some wealthy and shallow females to help him with his basic needs.
The thing is, you can't tell if it's satire or not.
"a celebrity exhaustion crisis" I HOPE SO. HURRY! BRING IT ON! OH, HAPPY DAY... I CAN HARDLY WAIT...
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