[Physicist]

Take the Higgs bet. The only way the Higgs won't be discovered at CERN is if the LHC doesn't run (for whatever reason), or if Fermilab gets there first (unlikely).

The Higgs will be discovered whether it exists or not. This is because if there is no Higgs, the W bosons become strongly interacting, and form a particle called a technirho, which behaves like a Higgs and plays a very similar role. But even if that's wrong, SOMETHING has to break the electroweak symmetry, and has to do it at an energy below 1 TeV. The behavior of that something is pretty tightly constrained.

[VadeRetro]

The Higgs will be discovered whether it exists or not.

This could turn up in a creationist quote salad someday. ;)

[RightWhale]

The Higgs will be discovered whether it exists or not.

Works for me.

[RightWingAtheist]

Take the Higgs bet.

Will I get a free subscription to the British edition of Penthouse if I win?