Never mind all this medal stuff. What abou Kerry's sleepwalking? Do we really want a president who will sleepwalk through the White House like Art Carney (Ed Norton) in The Honeymooners looking for his lost dog LuLu. Yikes! This guy is a freakshow.
Yikes...he looks like Stan Laurel and acts like Art Carney...we must keep him out of the White House. LOL!
Don't forget his wife, who appears to be having affairs with Prince Valium and his vizier Prozak, wandering around the White House muttering vaguely about the Sufferage movement and ending Apartheide.