Agree Timeout. This is where Rush gets his audience, from the vast majority of America.
Many years ago my mom taught me a little song that was probably popular back in the 20's or 30's. I think it might be appropriate to post the lyrics here, see if some of you creative minds can do something with it.
Oh we had a little party down in Newport
There was Harry, There was Kerry, There was Kate
We got a little loaded down in Newport
And we had to carry Kerry to the gate.
We had to carry Kerry to the Ferry.
We had to carry Kerry to the shore.
The reason that we had to carry Kerry,
Was that Kerry couldn't carry anymore.