[CaptRon]

I tell them that American food is overrated, unhealthy and revolting,

This from a woman who probably eats kidney pie.

‘But surely you can just remove the bread?’

So, apparently the author was incapable of removing the turkey for between the bread herself.

[ladyjane]

‘But surely you can just remove the bread?’

Didn't Jack Nicholson come up with a solution for that kind of problem? Five Easy Pieces. I laugh every time I think of that scene.