Check Leviticus. This ain't Kosher.
Take dat mashbooh shiz-nit out da house, b***! Dere ain't no "Kosher" sex, ye retarded bloke! Dere is only halal sex, ye stoopid bugger! Jess, zat is sex wit de hook! If you ain't been banged by a fat, Muslim wanker with a hook for a hand, let me tell you, "YOU AIN'T BEEN banged right and propa." Inshallah, dis haram, whack, jahilliyah bull**** will be avenged, by the grace of Allah.