Presidential candidate Senator John Kerry neglected to check local weather reports before going kite sailing in crucial swing state Florida this afternoon. The unfortunate Senator was eventually found, clinging to life, on a Cuban beach. He was immediately elected Successor to Castro, capturing 98.6% of the island nations vote.
1,132 posted on 08/13/2004 1:28:23 PM PDT by dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)