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To: dennis1x

Presidential candidate Senator John Kerry neglected to check local weather reports
before going kite sailing in crucial swing state Florida this afternoon. The unfortunate
Senator was eventually found, clinging to life, on a Cuban beach. He was
immediately elected Successor to Castro, capturing 98.6% of the island nation’s vote.

1,132 posted on 08/13/2004 1:28:23 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dead

LOL!


1,206 posted on 08/13/2004 1:35:54 PM PDT by Ichneumon ("...she might as well have been a space alien." - Bill Clinton, on Hillary, "My Life", p. 182)
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To: dead
LMAO. Have you seen this site?


1,221 posted on 08/13/2004 1:37:58 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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