Commentator Carl Cameron Confronts KOOKY Kerry Campaign Concerning Confusing CLEARLY Contradictory Cambodian Christmas Combat Claims Cataloged in Congressional Chronicles that Could have Commenced from a Cocaine Coma, Campaign Cautiously Considering Collaborative Query Context and Covert Constituency Coercion...Consults Communist Colleagues, Clinton, Condit, Carter, Castro, Cuomo, and Cougar-Mellancamp.
Corny.
No mas! You win!
(Can't believe I forgot Cuomo, Clintom, Carer and Catro.)
Kudos for clever composing!!!
You forgot to use the word "crazy." ;-)