Doug...
You're right about Leftists and bumper stickers..
They believe only THEY have the right to display their "message" on cars...
I had a gentleman in Israel mail me about a dozen "CNN LIES" bumper stickers which he produced after catching CNN in broadcasting LIES about events between the IDF and Pali cockroach lunatics...
I promply applied them to the rear windows of all the family cars and a neighbor requested some for his..
My wife and I were leaving a restaurant one evening, and caught a trophy version of a leftist moron (the type with pins in the eyebrow and multiple rings in the ears and nose and a huge pin through his damned tonge) attempting to peel my CNN LIES sticker off the rear window...
Even though I'm a old fart -- I still stand a straight 6'2" and carry 240 pounds of angry ass kicking mass.
I shouted across the parking lot - *&%^*%)(*&(^*&^&& you better pray that sticker is undamaged or I'm going to kick it about two feet up your A$$.
The stupid bastard took off running in such a panic, he ran directly into the phone booth that was next to my car on the side opposite of my approach -- he hit it so hard, he bounced off and fell the ground obviously more dazed than normal..
He started crying and begging "Don't harm me"...."HARM"...
What the hell kind of a word is that for a brave sticker stealing Nazi to use....
The downside of the story -- is my sainted wife blamed ME for causing the idiot to hurt himself...
"You shouldn't always be trying to start trouble with people"....
Wives....you figure them out and let me know..
Semper Fi
Great story, river rat.
LOL! Harm! Typical dim coward.
Thanks for making me LOL -- that's a great story!
Glad to have a neighbor like you. Next time, dont yell at him, grab a hold of his ear-ring and watch him dance.