[Straight Vermonter]

Did you ever see the scene in "Major Payne" where the boy is scared of the monster in his closet?

[Chieftain]

OK Anybody else want the HILLARIOUS powerpoint show about John Edwards, his wife and daughter, and their affinity for Wendy's? Hmm?? FReepmail me an email addy if you wanna copy!

[Quilla]

When my son was just a youngster, I would tuck him in and kiss him goodnight. One night just as I leaned over to kiss him, I jerked back and said "something under your bed just grabbed my foot" and ran out of his room. He's a man at sixteen. ;-)