[Viet-Boat-Rider]

KERRY: YOU ARE A BABY KILLER - I SPIT ON YOU

[isthisnickcool]

I was about to say "hey, a thread where Kerry is not pointing". But no, here he is again. Pointing, pointing, pointing.....

What an unusually dorky man. Kerry has his own unique place in American dorkiness.

I hear that they all coming back to the Wendy's again tomorrow to "re-enact" what they did there today. They want to make sure they get the proper pictures of Kerry POINTING, POINTING, POINTING.

(USING VOICE OF THE LATE GREAT SAM KINNISON):

!!What is wrong with this homo!! Arg! Arg! Arg! This Kerry guy is a ass, birdbrain, blockhead, bonehead, boob, buffoon, dimwit, dodo, dolt, donkey, dope, dork, drip, duffer, dullard, dumb bunny, dumb cluck, dumb head, dumb ox, dumbbell, dunderhead, fool, goof, goof ball, goon, half-baked, half-wit, idiot, ignoramus, imbecile, jackass, jerk, knucklehead, lame-brain, lightweight, loon, lout, lunkhead, moron, nerd, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, numskull, oaf, pinhead, scatterbrain, schmuck, schnook, simpleton, spaz, stoop, twit!!!!!!!!!

Arg! Arrrrr!!!! Arrrrr!!!! Arrrr!!!!

[pepperhead]

Kerry: You know I was in Vietnam for 4 months and got 3 purple hearts. How many you got boy?

[Pylon]

Son, we need your help. Mrs. Edwards is wedged in the booth and we need to get her out.