I think I'm going to stab a needle into my heart and inject some adrenalin.
YOU SURRENDER MONKEY, WOULD NEVER GO TO WAR. COWARD.
OMG!!!
I finally lost it! I reached my breaking point of listening to this Tool and his lies.
He told his lie about the "backdoor draft of the guard and reserve" and I turned and THREW my remote at the TV.
Gotta figure out how to explain it to the wife when she gets home.