"Big Guv'ment!!"
(To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")
You know I pay way too much in tax...
Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!!
Folks, I never wanted nothin'...
FRom Dem Lib'rals like Bill!!
You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round...
With HATRED in their eyes!!
'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care...
Ah, if you live or if you die!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!!
God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!!
Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!
DemRATS are dealers...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!!
Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!"
'Cuz folks, Dem Lib'rals they're all monsters...
Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!!
The hammer and the scickle (sp?) ain't the way!!
Folks, Left's sellin' you all their FReak dreams...
Ah, but Big Guv'ment takes all yer money...
Lord, we'll FReep Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!
God damn...Big Guv'ment!!
God damns...God damns the Sosh'lists!!
Right musr RISE UP, God...smite down Big Guv'ment man!!
Well, now if I were the president of this land...
You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!!
I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!!
Yes I'd kill Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!!
I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"
FReegards...MUD (06/29/2004)
"Whuppin' the DemonRATS' Lies!!"
(To be sung to the Smashing Pumpkins' "Bullet With Butterfly Wings")
Lib'rals are like vampires...Death's their aim!!
Want to destroy US...corrupt Left has no shame!!
DemRATS are idiots...Left's insa-a-ane!!
Evil conspires....Left's got blood on their hands!!
Even now we know...Right must strike "The Blow!!"
RATS ain't cool...Left's OLDE!! Fight Dem HO's!!
Despite what Left says, they are still only RATS in a Rage!!
Elites are so vain...but they're still only RATS in a Rage!!
Left's minions will say, "FReedom's lost...the Truth's been slain!!"
Despite all Left's Rage...RATS are still just morons in a cage!!
Right ain't fakin'!! Mudboy's ready fer a row...
LeftWing's been quakin'!! Fearin' Limbaugh's show!!
FReedom's what I want...I want big cha-a-ange...
Dem Lib'rals have not...have not shown their shame!!
Yessir, folks, I know!! Soon enuff, you'll know!!
Left ain't cool...Left's OLDE!! RATS are OLDE!!
Despite what Left says, they are still just DemRATS in a Rage!!
Despite all their Rage, Right is still sittin' up center stage!!
RATS hatred is vain, Left is lost, they'll never be saved!!
Despite what Libs say, they are still just DemRATS in a Rage!!
(Head-bangin' interlude)
Help US fight RATS' Commie slime!!
Clinton should be doing time!!
TREASON ain't Slick's only crime!!
Justice seems to blow Left's mind!!
TREASON is a cap'tal crime...it's TRUE!!
Despite what Left says, they are still only RATS in a rage!!
Left fights like they're crazed...but they're still just RATS on rampage!!
Despite all Left's rage, Right is still standing center stage!!
Despite all Left's rage, they are still just DemRATS in a cage!!
Despite DubyuhHate, Bush shall win 'cuz the RATS are insane!!
And Right still believes that Dem Lib'rals are knaves!!
Mudboy Slim (06/29/2004)
