I can't get 1480 to come in, either....
"Party That Knows Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!"
(To be sung to Doug Stone's "A Jukebox With A Country Song!!")
After five good years together...
Fightin' fer what is Right,
We disagreed 'bout Dubyuh...
'Cuz spending's outta sight!!
It's that ol' familiar fight, folks...
Fed'ral spendin' must come down!!
We must fight now fer less Guv'ment...
Devolve Power outta DeeCee town!!
Well, I voted once fer Dubyuh...
And FReeper songs I sang!!
But I'm startin' to feel like a fool...
'Cuz spendin's growin' again!!
So when it's time to vote next Autumn...
My support it shan't come cheap...
Bush's fooled me once, feel like such a dunce, I swear,
Need a spendin' FREEZE!!
(And I said)
chorus:
When d'we start bein' Lib'ral whores?!!
It's Big Guv'ment I abhor!!
Were yer promises just big lies?!
How come we didn't CONVICT RATS' spies?!
When do Conservatives get our turn?!
Fed'ral budgets got money ta burn!!
GOP's somewhere that I don't belong...
I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!
Well, I voted 'gainst Jawn Wahnah...
'Cuz that RINO makes Libs proud!!
But I expect more from Dubyuh...
He'll last eight years, I've no doubt!!
But we gotta put on spendin' brakes...
And fight against Left's slime!!
So before you tell Ol' Mud to leave,
Cut spendin' fer all-time!!
(repeat chorus)
When d'we start bein' Lib'ral whores?!!
It's Big Guv'ment that I abhor!!
Were yer promises just big lies?!
How come we didn't CONVICT RATS' spies?!
When do Conservatives get our turn?!
Fed'ral budgets got money ta burn!!
GOP's somewhere I wanna belong...
I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!
...sure, folks, I wanna belong...
Wanna Party that knows Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!
Mudboy Slim (03/07/2004)
"Hell's In Jean's Mirror!!"
(To be sung to Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit")
Load up on puns, my FReeper FRiends...
We shall not lose this Culture War!!
Right's victory is pre-ordained...
Oh no..."Truth" ain't a dirty word!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're allRight now...we're not dangerous.
Fear our throng, though...we're educated!!
Left is STOOOPID...and outrageous!!
Hear my songs now...educatin'!!
All aboard now...to the Right, folks...
HOO's yer Leader?!
Fight 'gainst TREASON!! Yeah!!
(guitar jammin' interlude)
Power-grubbin's what Slick does best...
And fer this gift, Right is Blessed!!
Our FReeper group has always been...
And always will 'til Clinton's death!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're the RightWing...we're quite courageous!!
It's OUR turn now...don't enrage US!!
Here Right is now...entertaining!!
All aboard now...to the Right, folks...
HOO's yer Leader?! Fight Fer FReedom!! Yeah!!
(long guitar jam...sit back and enjoy)
We shan't fergit...Left's such a waste!!
Hell yeah...we'll whup RATS by a mile!!
Our work is hard...but we sure don't mind...
Oh well, whatever...ever Right!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're the Right, folks...we're contagious!!
Hear my songs now...educatin'!!
Left is STOOOPID...just outrageous...
We're the Right, folks...we're bodacious!!
Devolve Power...to the States, folks...
It's OUR FReedom...YOU trust US, bro'!!
Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!
Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!
Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!
FReegards...MUD (03/26/2004)