"Hell's In Jean's Mirror!!"
(To be sung to Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit")
Load up on puns, my FReeper FRiends...
We shall not lose this Culture War!!
Right's victory is pre-ordained...
Oh no..."Truth" ain't a dirty word!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're allRight now...we're not dangerous.
Fear our throng, though...we're educated!!
Left is STOOOPID...and outrageous!!
Hear my songs now...educatin'!!
All aboard now...to the Right, folks...
HOO's yer Leader?!
Fight 'gainst TREASON!! Yeah!!
(guitar jammin' interlude)
Power-grubbin's what Slick does best...
And fer this gift, Right is Blessed!!
Our FReeper group has always been...
And always will 'til Clinton's death!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're the RightWing...we're quite courageous!!
It's OUR turn now...don't enrage US!!
Here Right is now...entertaining!!
All aboard now...to the Right, folks...
HOO's yer Leader?! Fight Fer FReedom!! Yeah!!
(long guitar jam...sit back and enjoy)
We shan't fergit...Left's such a waste!!
Hell yeah...we'll whup RATS by a mile!!
Our work is hard...but we sure don't mind...
Oh well, whatever...ever Right!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're the Right, folks...we're contagious!!
Hear my songs now...educatin'!!
Left is STOOOPID...just outrageous...
We're the Right, folks...we're bodacious!!
Devolve Power...to the States, folks...
It's OUR FReedom...YOU trust US, bro'!!
Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!
Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!
Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!
FReegards...MUD (03/26/2004)
"Limbaugh Havin’ His Say!!"
(Sung to the tune of “Twistin’ the Night Away” By Sam Cooke)
Let me tell ya 'bout a dude
Useta be up New York way
(Where some people are so GAY)
Limbaugh havin’ his say!
Fuzzball has a lot of fun
Puttin' Lib’rals on the run
His fans are both old and young
Listenin’ to hear Rush say!
“Keep Freepin’, Freepin’
Everybody's Freepin’ great”
We’re Freepin’, Freepin’
Cuz Rush is leadin’ the Way!
Sultan shows up in fancy clothes
At the River City bistro,
MeekOne, he brought his radio
To hear what Rush has to say!
Watching Happygal in her slacks
As she leans on Landru’s back
Mojo and Diva really like
Freepin’ the night away!
Rush talkin’, talkin’
Right Wing feelin’ great
We’re listenin’, listenin’
Limbaugh is having his say!
LET’S LISTEN NOW,
Feet up, lie back
Feet up, lie back
Maha Rushie, Turn it UP, Now FReep!
Limbaugh having his say!
FBD wearin’ blue jeans
Shows up vid his Svedis queen
MUD has his recordin’ machine
Capturin’ the night’s replay!
Man you oughtta see Ice go
Skatin' during Rush’s show
Here you find the young and old
Limbaugh havin’ his say!
Yes, Limbaugh, Limbaugh, Man
jla is feelin’ great
He’s talkin’, educatin’
El Rushbo …!
IT’S 12 O’CLOCK,
Feet up, lie back
Feet up, lie back
Maha Rushie, Up LOUD, Now FReep!
Fade
Lyrics by sultan88 (Revised 3/27/04)