Black XXIX: "Shed Powers!!"

The MudCave | 29 July 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Yep...many folks who never thought it worth their time to get involved in a political campaign will magically decide to get involved in the process of defeating the HildaBeast!!

FReegards...MUD

[jla]

Mud...I think Nov 2nd will see a very good turnout of eligible voters.
I talk with folks who haven't voted in the past 2 -3 elections and they're making sure that they are registered and are going to vote for Dubya.
This campaign is really going to heat up here after the G.O.P. convention when, I think, Team Bush will bring out the really big guns to deliver the coup de grâce to Kerry/Edwards.

[Mudboy Slim]

"I think Nov 2nd will see a very good turnout of eligible voters."

Considering it's the first Presidential Election since 9/11/01, I would surely hope so...I'm doing my part by making sure all my friends and relatives are registered to vote, and the lion's share of them are voting fer Dubyuh.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Unfit fer Command: Swift Boat Captains Speak Out About John Kerry!!"

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

WHISPERS

The man whispered, "God, speak to me" and a meadowlark sang. But, the man did not hear.

So the man yelled, "God, speak to me" and the thunder rolled across the sky. But, the man did not listen.

The man looked around and said, "God let me see you." And a star shined brightly. But the man did not see.

And, the man shouted, "God show me a miracle." And, a life was born. But, the man did not notice.

So, the man cried out in despair, "Touch me God, and let me know you are here." Whereupon, God reached down and touched the man. But, the man brushed the butterfly away...And walked on.

I found this to be a great reminder that God is always around us in the little and simple things that we take for granted ... even in our electronic age. So I would like to add one more:

The man cried, "God, I need your help!" And an e-mail arrived reaching out with good news and encouragement.

But, the man deleted it and continued crying ...........

Don't miss out on a blessing because it isn't packaged the way that you expect.

My instructions were to send this to people that I wanted God to bless and I picked you. Won't you please pass this to people you want to be blessed.

Expect the unexpected...Have A Happy Day!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Behind Left's Lies"
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes"

PunkBoy knows what it's like...to be Left's BagMan...
To be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
Terry knows what it's like...to be hated,
Lib'rally-jaded, promotin' all Dem LIES!!

Folks, MUD FReeps...fer "T." McAuliffe...
Help my Prescience come to be!!
RightWing Power, we'll devolve it!! Right's Goal is Justice...fer SlickWillie!!

No one knows what it's like...to feel these feelings...
Like I do...and I blame YOU!!
No one bites back this hard on their anger...
None of my pain and woe...shall show through!!

Folks, MUD's dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed my prescience...follow me!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's Left's stoolie...
Right's GOAL is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!
Umm-hmmmm...

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool!!
When RATS lie, listen to Limbaugh, 'cuz then we'll laugh at Dem Leftist fools!!
And if I swallow the Medyuh's EVIL...Strap yer fingers roun' my throat!!
We'll smite Lib'rals, the Country shall thank US...FReep the Left, Right shall Rock the Vote!!

Lib'rals know what it's like...to love a bad man...
To love Bill Clinton, behind Left's LIES!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Rolling Stones' "CAN'T YOU HEAR ME KNOCKING?!"
(M. Jagger/K. Richards)

Yeah, you got satin shoes
Yeah, you got plastic boots
Y'all got cocaine eyes
Yeah, you got speed-freak jive

Can't you hear me knockin' on your window
Can't you hear me knockin' on your door
Can't you hear me knockin' down your dirty street, yeah

Help me baby, ain't no stranger
Help me baby, ain't no stranger
Help me baby, ain't no stranger

Can't you hear me knockin', ahh, are you safe asleep?
Can't you hear me knockin', yeah, down the gas light street, now
Can't you hear me knockin', yeah, throw me down the keys
Alright now

Hear me ringing big bell tolls
Hear me singing soft and low
I've been begging on my knees
I've been kickin', help me please
Hear me prowlin'
I'm gonna take you down
Hear me growlin'
Yeah, I've got flatted feet now, now, now, now
Hear me howlin'
And all, all around your street now
Hear me knockin'
And all, all around your town

Pre...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Thinkin' 'bout you, dude...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

[Mudboy Slim]

Oh my God!! Rush talked about it and YOU posted it...whatta DORK!!

ROFLMAO...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Vast RightWing Is Rockin'!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Can't you hear me knockin'?!")

Yeah!!
Yeah, we got Reagan roots...
Yeah, we whup DemRAT fools!!
Left's just victimized...
KerryBOTS...DemonSPIES!!

Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Don't be Lib'ral!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Medyuh Whore'd!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Won't you help US FReep?! Yeah!!

Johnny Kerry, he's a strange one...
Help US, Nation...we're in danger...
Reject Kerry...he's no leader!!

Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Folks, won't you help US FReep?!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Kerry's UNFIT TO LEAD, yeah!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Yeah...reject John Kerry!!
We're Right NOW!!

RightWing's singin'...FReedom rolls...
Right shall bring it...we got soul!!
Left's just beggin'...RATS ain't FRee!!
Right's arse-kickin'...Left's fer FReaks!!
We're small-townin'...Right's gonna lead you now!!
Righteous growlin'... Yeah, Right's gonna FReep y'all now...NOW...NOW!!
Hear MUD howlin'...y'all, y'all gotta help US FReep Power!!
RightWing's rockin'...y'all, gonna FReep Left down!!

(cool percussion/guitar/winds ensemble to fade...)

Mudboy Slim

[MeekOneGOP]

haha ! Yep! Rush said Bush knows what to do with corn (pic of him biting into an ear).

[Mudboy Slim]

"Can't You See?!!"
(To be sung to Marshall-Tucker Band's "Can't You See")

(Mudboy on lead fife, BigMan on Lead Guitar)

We're gonna 'rase the Left's stain, focus our Enragement, folks...
Right don't care fer Slick's 'HO's.
Gonna climb us a mountain, the highest mountain, Lord,
Gonna sing out, make all the Sheeple know!!

Can't you see...woah, can't you see...
What them Lib'rals, Lord, they been doin' to me?
Can't you see, can't you see...
That DemLib'rals been killin' the Meek?!

Gonna find me...Slick's 'Ho' TerryMac...
Gonna taunt that punk to fight!!
Slick Willie's pal, femme li'l ClintonPUNK...
He gonna wish he could die!!
Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see...
That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?!
Can't you see, can't you see...
That Dem Lib'rals, folks, loathe our Liberty?!

(BigMan pickin' on the guitar)

Gonna smite me some Lib'rals now...Gonna Take me a Stand...
Gotta stay on the Attack!!
Got me a Band now...our next gig's Rush Limbaugh's Show...
Twenty Mill...Left they'll attack!!

Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see...
That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?!
Can't you see, can't you see...
That Dem Lib'rals loathe our Liberty?!

(Guitar-jammin'...)

Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see...
That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?!
Can't you see, can't you see...
That Dem Lib'rals loathe our Liberty?!
Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see...
That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?!
Can't you see, can't you see...
That Dem Lib'rals loathe our Liberty?!

FReegards...MUD (12/19/2001)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Rock Stars on Tour fer DemonRATS!!"

"Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band, the Dave Matthews Band, Pearl Jam, R.E.M. and the Dixie Chicks are among the high-profile artists who will headline a series of concerts aimed at bringing out the Democratic vote in nine states where the presidential race is expected to be particularly close."

Except fer DMB and the Ditzy Chicks, I really like these folks' music...but their politics is that of an IGNORANT high schooler!!

Counteract DemRATS...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Beer is good fer you?!!"

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Redskins Draw the Line!!"

"We'll define who we are on the football field," said Redskins defensive coordinator Greg Blache, the de facto defensive line coach. "We've got a long way to go. We'll make our reputation in the weeks and months ahead. I love when people don't believe I can do something. I hope our guys love it too, because that's one of the most powerful things there is: when someone tells a good man he can't."

Skins will win a playoff game this year...MUD

[jla]

Skins will win a playoff game this year

Not in Irving, Texas.

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...you BELIEVE in Vinny?!!

Good luck, PercellsPatsy...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!"
(To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")

There's somethin' happenin' here...it ain't Right...Vile Left, they Rule by Fear!!
ATF men in a tank over there, slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!!
It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!!
DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!

There's bad men doin' Wrong...They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!!
Bold people must speak OUR minds...we're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!!
It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!!
High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!

Clinton feels he can't be beat...Med'yuh Poltroons, they're Effete!!
Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!! Most of them say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!"
It's time we STOP DemRATS...Stop DemClowns!!
Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!

Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!!
Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!! Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!!
We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stop Left's Clown!!
All ya good FReepers, come help us out!!
We gotta STOP Clinton...Crush Slick's Crown!!
Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!!
We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!!
Destroy Lib'ralism...let's do it NOW!!

Mudboy Slim (12/29/2001)

[Mudboy Slim]

Hunnerd...MUD