Black XXIX: "Shed Powers!!"

The MudCave | 29 July 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[iceskater]

Help! Where is Sean Hannity's radio show???? 990 is broadcasting some golden oldie music now.

I can't stand Mac Watson but I can't find Sean's show.

[AdSimp]

Try 1480, they switched today. It might be stronger in Midlothian, I can hardly get a signal in my building here, but is worth the effort.

[iceskater]

Don't think I can get 1480 in my office. Dagnabit.

I really can't stand Mac Watson. Sigh. Thank goodness I can listen to Sean online.

[Mudboy Slim]

I can't get 1480 to come in, either....

"Party That Knows Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!"
(To be sung to Doug Stone's "A Jukebox With A Country Song!!")

After five good years together...
Fightin' fer what is Right,
We disagreed 'bout Dubyuh...
'Cuz spending's outta sight!!
It's that ol' familiar fight, folks...
Fed'ral spendin' must come down!!
We must fight now fer less Guv'ment...
Devolve Power outta DeeCee town!!

Well, I voted once fer Dubyuh...
And FReeper songs I sang!!
But I'm startin' to feel like a fool...
'Cuz spendin's growin' again!!
So when it's time to vote next Autumn...
My support it shan't come cheap...
Bush's fooled me once, feel like such a dunce, I swear,
Need a spendin' FREEZE!!
(And I said)

chorus:
When d'we start bein' Lib'ral whores?!!
It's Big Guv'ment I abhor!!
Were yer promises just big lies?!
How come we didn't CONVICT RATS' spies?!
When do Conservatives get our turn?!
Fed'ral budgets got money ta burn!!
GOP's somewhere that I don't belong...
I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!

Well, I voted 'gainst Jawn Wahnah...
'Cuz that RINO makes Libs proud!!
But I expect more from Dubyuh...
He'll last eight years, I've no doubt!!
But we gotta put on spendin' brakes...
And fight against Left's slime!!
So before you tell Ol' Mud to leave,
Cut spendin' fer all-time!!

(repeat chorus)
When d'we start bein' Lib'ral whores?!!
It's Big Guv'ment that I abhor!!
Were yer promises just big lies?!
How come we didn't CONVICT RATS' spies?!
When do Conservatives get our turn?!
Fed'ral budgets got money ta burn!!
GOP's somewhere I wanna belong...
I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!

...sure, folks, I wanna belong...
Wanna Party that knows Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!

Mudboy Slim (03/07/2004)

[AdSimp]

hold the radio at a 37% angle, face the west window and hold your tongue closer to the right side of your mouth.

Let me know how that works for you.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kerry!!"
(To be sung to Nirvana's "Polly")

Kerry is a cracker...enslavin' black folks worst!!
All he wants is Power...still FRiends call him "Lurch"!!

He's Jean Kerry...demon seed...
He ain't hip...to righteous dreams...
He knows Clinton LIED...RE-IMPEACH!!
Right needs yer help...to whup Kerry!!
We hold out hope...that we'll be bold!!
Promise you...fight Dem fools...
We know FReedom's Right...Devolve Power!!
Right needs yer help...Guv'ment devours!!

Kerry's a whipcracker...DemRATS, they're still Clinton's fools!!
Left asks us to entrust them..."Justice Fer Clinton, you Poltroons!!"

So, we must FReep...endlessly...
It's still hip...to laugh and sing!!
Hanoi Jean, he lied...'bout his pals...
In Viet Nam, Jean pussied out!!
I hold out hope...Right'll be bold!!
Promise you...FReep fer Truth!!
We know FReedom's Right...Devolve Power!!
Right needs yer help...help FRee yerselves!!

(bass guitar solo)

Kerry's FRench...
Kerry loves Big Guv'ment...he is our enemy!!
Right must be on guard...'cuz Hanoi Jean, he LOATHES Liberty!!

He's Jean Kerry...effete breed...
Help US whup...RAT's elite dweebs!!
Hanoi Jean, he LIES...marries wealth...
We need yer help...to Unleash HELL!!
We hold out hope...you'll be bold!!
Righteous, show some pride...help yerselves!!
We need yer help...FReep with stealth......

Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hell's In Jean's Mirror!!"
(To be sung to Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit")

Load up on puns, my FReeper FRiends...
We shall not lose this Culture War!!
Right's victory is pre-ordained...
Oh no..."Truth" ain't a dirty word!!

Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!

We're allRight now...we're not dangerous.
Fear our throng, though...we're educated!!
Left is STOOOPID...and outrageous!!
Hear my songs now...educatin'!!

All aboard now...to the Right, folks...
HOO's yer Leader?!
Fight 'gainst TREASON!! Yeah!!

(guitar jammin' interlude)

Power-grubbin's what Slick does best...
And fer this gift, Right is Blessed!!
Our FReeper group has always been...
And always will 'til Clinton's death!!

Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!

We're the RightWing...we're quite courageous!!
It's OUR turn now...don't enrage US!!
Here Right is now...entertaining!!
All aboard now...to the Right, folks...
HOO's yer Leader?! Fight Fer FReedom!! Yeah!!

(long guitar jam...sit back and enjoy)

We shan't fergit...Left's such a waste!!
Hell yeah...we'll whup RATS by a mile!!
Our work is hard...but we sure don't mind...
Oh well, whatever...ever Right!!

Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!

We're the Right, folks...we're contagious!!
Hear my songs now...educatin'!!
Left is STOOOPID...just outrageous...
We're the Right, folks...we're bodacious!!
Devolve Power...to the States, folks...
It's OUR FReedom...YOU trust US, bro'!!

Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!
Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!
Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!

FReegards...MUD (03/26/2004)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Limbaugh Havin’ His Say!!"
(Sung to the tune of “Twistin’ the Night Away” By Sam Cooke)

Let me tell ya 'bout a dude
Useta be up New York way
(Where some people are so GAY)
Limbaugh havin’ his say!

Fuzzball has a lot of fun
Puttin' Lib’rals on the run
His fans are both old and young
Listenin’ to hear Rush say!

“Keep Freepin’, Freepin’
Everybody's Freepin’ great”
We’re Freepin’, Freepin’
Cuz Rush is leadin’ the Way!

Sultan shows up in fancy clothes
At the River City bistro,
MeekOne, he brought his radio
To hear what Rush has to say!

Watching Happygal in her slacks
As she leans on Landru’s back
Mojo and Diva really like
Freepin’ the night away!

Rush talkin’, talkin’
Right Wing feelin’ great
We’re listenin’, listenin’
Limbaugh is having his say!

LET’S LISTEN NOW,
Feet up, lie back
Feet up, lie back
Maha Rushie, Turn it UP, Now FReep!
Limbaugh having his say!

FBD wearin’ blue jeans
Shows up vid his Svedis queen
MUD has his recordin’ machine
Capturin’ the night’s replay!

Man you oughtta see Ice go
Skatin' during Rush’s show
Here you find the young and old
Limbaugh havin’ his say!

Yes, Limbaugh, Limbaugh, Man
jla is feelin’ great
He’s talkin’, educatin’
El Rushbo …!

IT’S 12 O’CLOCK,
Feet up, lie back
Feet up, lie back
Maha Rushie, Up LOUD, Now FReep!

Fade

Lyrics by sultan88 (Revised 3/27/04)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Transcript of George W. Bush's Acceptance Speech!!"

"My plan begins with providing the security and opportunity of a growing economy. We now compete in a global market that provides new buyers for our goods, but new competition for our workers. To create more jobs in America, America must be the best place in the world to do business. To create jobs, my plan will encourage investment and expansion by restraining federal spending, reducing regulation, and making tax relief permanent. To create jobs, we will make our country less dependent on foreign sources of energy. To create jobs, we will expand trade and level the playing field to sell American goods and services across the globe. And we must protect small business owners and workers from the explosion of frivolous lawsuits that threaten jobs across America. Another drag on our economy is the current tax code, which is a complicated mess -- filled with special interest loopholes, saddling our people with more than six billion hours of paperwork and headache every year. The American people deserve -- and our economic future demands -- a simpler, fairer, pro-growth system. In a new term, I will lead a bipartisan effort to reform and simplify the federal tax code."

Hey, I got proof, Dubyuh's proposing to restrain Federal spending...I anxiously await his clarification about how he's planning on making this worthy goal a reality!!

FReegards...MUD

[Gabz]

Just got back from the open house at school with the yung'un.

Good greif - my child must have a double somewhere, because the child everyone tere was talking to me about is not the child I have battled with all summer long.

Tuesday can not get here soon enough for me. hubby feels the same way, but for a different reason - he would like me to be smiling when he gets home from work just a little bit more often!!!

[stand watie]

her knee is BETTER. we went to the comissary at FSH today. as long as she held on tightly to the grocery buggy, she was fine. the leg will NOT hold her unsupported weight however.

free dixie,sw

[George W. Bush]

Hey, I got proof, Dubyuh's proposing to restrain Federal spending...I anxiously await his clarification about how he's planning on making this worthy goal a reality!!

Aw, c'mon, Slim. I said it, that's good enough! I suppose you want a plan. With numbers and graphs and stuff like that. Well, if you vote for me again, maybe some time in the next four years...

[Corin Stormhands]

I couldn't get 990 in my office. So I listened online. You can do it on Windows Media Player at Hannity.com.

[Flora McDonald]

Sorry to chime in so late on the 990 thing. WTOX 1480 AM is now on the air!!!! WHOO HOO!!! P8riot told us about it at one of the RTM's.

You'll find Hannity there.

Laura Ingraham is on at 10 am. (I love that woman.)

I believe Don Imus (blechhh!) is the early show.

We couldn't pick up 990 out here in the boonies. 1480 has the same crackle factor as 1140 and I have grown accustomed to it so I'm pretty excited.

[Flora McDonald]

"hold the radio at a 37% angle, face the west window and hold your tongue closer to the right side of your mouth."

WOW! This is great! My fillings are picking up a station in Ecuador.

[gathersnomoss]

Go to AM 1480

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks, my FRiend, but 1480 barely comes thru fer this Richmonder...I like the AM-1480 lineup, but would greatly prefer some better reception!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"1480 has the same crackle factor as 1140 and I have grown accustomed to it so I'm pretty excited."

Lucky you...I can't git 1480 fer diddley. When I'm at work, I reckon I can listen to Hannity on-line, but on the road, Hannity's a goner. I wish AM-1140 would pick up Hannity from 3-6 (M-F)...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!"
(To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")

There's somethin' happenin' here...it ain't Right...Vile Left, they Rule by Fear!!
ATF men in a tank over there, slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!!
It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!!
DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!

There's bad men doin' Wrong...They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!!
Bold people must speak OUR minds...we're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!!
It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!!
High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!

Clinton feels he can't be beat...Med'yuh Poltroons, they're Effete!!
Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!! Most of them say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!"
It's time we STOP DemRATS...Stop DemClowns!!
Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!

Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!!
Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!! Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!!
We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stop Left's Clown!!
All ya good FReepers, come help us out!!
We gotta STOP Clinton...Crush Slick's Crown!!
Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!!
We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!!
Destroy Lib'ralism...let's do it NOW!!

Mudboy Slim (12/29/2001)

[Mudboy Slim]

"I got proof, Dubyuh's proposing to restrain Federal spending..."

"I said it, that's good enough! I suppose you want a plan. With numbers and graphs and stuff like that."

Not necessarily, sir...I understand that giving the DemonRATS too many specifics will just allow the RATS to demigogue this interest group or that, but I do wanna feel comfortable with yer understanding that the Federal Leviathan has grown too large and too cumbersome, and needs to be incrementally--and dramatically--scaled back!! In all honesty, most of these Federal agencies have mirror agencies at the State Level, and a dramatic scaling back of the Federral Leviathan will not be missed at the level of the recipients. Sure, the Federal employees will be negatively effected, buyt if their services are so necessary to the lives of the Federal largesse recipients, I imagine each of the 50 States will be bustin' their humps to hire these folks outta DeeCee!!

FReegards...MUD