Posted on 07/29/2004 6:51:42 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"The Swiftees have prepared an October Surprise for Hanoi John that is going to blow his candidacy out of the water. I can’t tell you what it is, but I can tell you the television and radio ads have already been taped, and they are going to have an impact like an elephant sitting on a donkey. The Swiftees have three things in abundance: money, brains, and balls. They know exactly how to go for the jugular, they have the dough to do it, and they are saving their best shot for last. The Democrats will not know what hit them and will not know how to retaliate. Get set folks. The Kerry Train Wreck is not going to be a pretty sight."
SwiftBoatVets ROCK...MUD
(Mudboy on pie-anny...somebody strokin' the fiddle....gently!!)
Our soldiers'll have their Homecoming...in DeeCee, 'cuz it's Right!!
And the DemonRats'll queue their DeanMachine...but we're ready fer the Fight!!
Braindead Libs frettin' 'gainst what's Good and our God...
Left promotes Fear...their loss's the Country's gain!!
The Rats fight 'gainst our own...seditious stance...
Dem Lib'rals, they lust fer Power like Ol' France...
But can't escape Bill Clinton's scum stain!!
Well, that Ashcroft Lawman runs 'bout--flamin'--not chasing the RATS or Ol' Slick Willie!!
And the Libs round here look just like shadows...always scair't of takin' stands!!
FReep the churches...give RATS Hell!! FReedom is the A.N.S.W.E.R. fer the World!!
Patriots, join our band...Join the RightWing's Stand!!
The FReeper gang's assembled...Forum's a rendezvous fer the Right!!
We'll meet next to the WhiteHouse exit line to sing against DeeCee's blight!!
Folks, there's corruption up in the Beltway...
Fer less Guv'ment, we on the RightWing shall rally!!
Next, the Limbaugh troops--DittoHeads--join our righteous fight!!
We'll FReep with Pride 'til Clinton's debts are paid...
Contracts made, we shall RE-Impeach!!
Libs flash guitars just like switch-blades hustling for the record machine
The evil LeftWing shunted...implodes usin' rock'n'roll bands!!
We'll face off against each other out in the street...Join Our Righteous Stand!!
(Guitar jammin')
In Left's Medyuh Pit, the luminaries fret 'cuz they ain't the rage.
My FRiends, the "Hate Bush" dweebs are out there...but their Hatred is the Brain-Dead Way!!
Power-hungry Lib'rals struggle 'gainst our Country...
Desperate as the Right moves on...RATS're kooks but they'll splinter, then they're gone!!
(Big Man on saxaphone)
In DeeCee City, Bold Hearts FReep...
Soul engines running through a night so tender
in a bedroom locked In whispers of soft...refusal and then surrender
in the tunnels uptown The Rat's own dream guns him down
as shots echo down them hallways in the night
No one watches when the ambulance pulls away
Or as the girl shuts out the bedroom light
Outside the street's on fire in a real death waltz
Between what's flesh and what's fantasy
and the poets down here Don't write nothing at all,
they just stand back and let it all be
And in the quick of a knife they reach for their moment
And try to make an honest stand
Left'll wind up wounded...BigGuv'ment's DEAD!!
The Right is Dubyuh's Land!!
HOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO....woah-ah-woaaah...woah-ah-woaaaahhh...
Mid...MUD
Kerry is too embarrassed to allow this book of his to be re-printed, but you can access it here fer FRee on-line!!
Wooo-HOOOOO...MUD
LOL...thanks fer sharing that here...MUD
Thanks. My pleasure. :^)
Folks, Right's preparing fer battle...
RATS' NooYawkSlimes leads Medyuh like they're cattle!!
Right's gonna tattle...FRee Iraq...Truth's sumthin'!!
Right's whuppin' Left's a$$...I can tell ya, "DemRATS ain't nuthin'!!"
Keep yer money...have no fear...Power's Devolved!!
RATS're cunning...gotta tell 'em, "Git the Hell Out!!"
RightWing is fed up...Fight fer what's Right!!
Now yer gonna dance and rock 'cuz MUD's got the mike!!
I fought Slick Willie and his DemonRAT fools...
Devolve the Fed Powers to States, me & you!!
What's DemRATS gonna do?!
Reject Left's slime...they're anti-Just!! Right'll roll 'cuz we're Old School!!
RATS're weak-spined suckers...
Left's BigGuv'ment lovers...Left SUX!!
Welfare hustlers...whatta cost!!
Right's gonna RISE UP in anger...
Left's like the robot from "Lost in Space" (Danger Danger)
I tried to warn you...the Truth's been forsaken!!
RightWing shall swarm NovemberNext...voting booths, they will save US!!
Right's fer real...hear our schpiel...Leftists seal!!
Here's our Deal...we'll cut yer tax...yer Liberty's REAL!!
You better bet...self-respect must be earned!!
Yeah...FReepersUP!! DemRATS're goose-steppin'...Dem Commies shall learn!!
RATS sosh'list bubble shall burst!!
Right's winnin' the race 'cuz RATS' way is accursed!!
SwiftBoatVets gonna whup some A$$...
Mudboy's in the House!! That's where I'm at!!
Where you at, Rush, where you at?!
Over here, Limbaugh hears...EIB 'cuz Lib'rals are queer!!
Where you at, Sean, where you at?!
Over there with his Rad Attitude...eatin' Ruth's Chris rare!!
Where you at, MUD, where you at?! Unh!!
Where you at, MUD, where you at?!
One-two...Righteous won't stop!!
Three-Four...RightWing won't quit!!
One-two...Dubyuh's on top!!
Libs're Agents from Hell...we're God's right hand side...
Right's gotta be ready...Fight fer Right!!
Rise up with pride...'cuz we're the GoodGuys!!
MUD's first CD still ain't sellin...that just ain't Right!!
It's time Right's Will be done!!
Dem sheeple ain't workin' 'cuz they're lazy bums!!
But we're outgoing on attack!!
Mudboy's in the house...that's where I'm at!!
Where you at, Rush, where you at?!
Over here, fourteen years...with a bottle of cheer!!
Where you at, Sean, where you at?!
Over there with that AlanColmes dude...still Hannity dares!!
Where you at, MUD, where you at?! Unh...Unh!!
Where you at, MUD, where you at?!
Rock the house Yooooooooooo!!
Come On!!
Yes, MUD likes his deep-FRied gizzards and his double-Ice!!
Ask Dem RINOs and they'll tell ya I'm "CrazyRight!!"
Right's joinin' in the fight with Ron Reagan's soul!!
Right's gonna hound Lib'ral Left...'cuz RATS gotta go!!
We're bold...and we'll grow with each Liberation!!
Right's rockin' Truth into sight...rile up the entire Nation!!
Love yer church and yer family...
Networks they can't stand me...tryin' to ban me!!
Right's like a tidal wave, RATS...
Vile Left cuts us down...but then Right pops right back!!
We'll attack all DemRATS 'cuz they're all Vile!!
FReepers love all the scrappin'...'cuz Power's why we all fight!!
Left counteracts...RATS ain't $#!+!!
We're gonna whup yer A$$...make Slick a li'l Prison B!+C#!!
FReep on!! Reject the RAT-pack!!
Mudboy's in the house...that's where I'm at!!
Where you at, Rush, where you at?!
Over here spreadin' cheer...boldly dispellin' FEAR!!
Where you at, Sean, where you at?!
Over there with that Mark Levin dude who don't got no hair!! (lol)
Where you at, MUD, where you at?!
Over here, Over here, Unh!! Over Here!!
Where you at, MUD, where you at?!
Over there with the mad attitude, 'cuz true Justice's rare!!
Where you at Bush, where you at?!
Unh, Unh, Unh, Unh, Unh, Unh, Unh, Unh...
Where you at, Rush, where you at?!
Unh, Unh, Unh, Unh, Unh, Unh, Unh, Unh...
Where you at, Sean, where you at?!
Over here, Over here, Unh, Over Here!!
Where you at, Drudge, where you at?!
Over there with the bad attitude, 'cuz Matt's links ain't fair!!
Where you at, MUD, where you at?!
Mudboy Slim
"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")
Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!
(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!
(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!
[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]
Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!
FReegards...MUD (2/23/2004)
"Uncle JimRob's Band!!"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Uncle John's Band")
Folks, the Left's Daze is a gutless haze...don't you listen to Dem Whores!!
'Cuz when RATS Promise Easy Street, there is Danger at yer door!!
Sing this song with me, then you'll know MUD's Right!!
Whoa-oh, what I want to know-oh, is Are RATS Blind?!!
Left's the childkiller's "Choice", my FRiends, better take MUD's advice...
You know RATS're FOOLS by now...Leftist Medyuh's tellin LIES!!
Will you sing with me? Won't you FReep with me?
Whoa-oh, what I want to know-oh, will you FReep with me?!
God damn! Well, I declare, "Do RATS Wanna DIE?!!"
Left's Laws are made fer Tyranny, Right's motto is "Don't Tread On Me!!"
Come hear Ol' JimRob's Band...Winning 'Cuz We're Right!!
Sing and FReep...yer not alone!! We've come to teach the Lib'ral Drones!!
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[Bm] [C] [D] [G] [Bm]
[C] [D] [G] [Bm] [C] [D]
It's the same story Limbaugh told me, Rush ain't the only one who knows!!
Fight the traitorous scumbag whore'd...RATS' LeftistSpin shan't grow!!
'Tain't the Right that Hates...Clinton FEARS His Fate!!
Whoa-oh, what I want you to know...Prison's where Slime goes!!!
I live in a FairyTale and I call it Mudboy's Cave...
MUD's got him a pianny and I beg you, call the tune!!
Lib'rals call it "choice"...as RATS kill young girls and boys!!
Whoa-oh, what I want you to know-oh...INDICT McAuliffe!!!
Come help Ol' JimRob's band...fightin' fer what's Right!!
Got some things to talk about here inside the Righteous Right
Come hear Mudboy Slim's Band singin' 'cuz we're Right...
Come join our song, you aren't alone, we've come to take OUR Country home!!
Come here Mudboy Slim's Band, playin' 'cuz we're Right!!
Come on along, you ain't alone...Right's come to save the children now!!
Come read Ol' JimRob's Forum...FReepin' 'cuz we can!!
Dethrone RAT's Whore's and teach Left's Drones, we've come to save Left's Ignorant Whore'd!!
Mudboy Slim (3/01/2004)
Subject: To the tune of Big Bad John
Every mornin' on the Hill you could see him arrive
Standing six-foot-four, weighing one-twenty-five
Kinda' scrawny at the shoulders and lacking a spine
And when he spoke at all, it was mainly to whine
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John
Nobody seems to know what's in John's soul
His 'beliefs' are based on the latest poll
'Though he'll say what it takes to get your votes
It's the leftist agenda that he really promotes - Big John.
Some one said he came from Boston town
Where he joined the Navy and gained renown
'Earning' three purple hearts and one bronze star
The home folks said, "This boy will go far"
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
Then came a day back in '71
When he renounced all the medals that he had won
Then turned against his country and his Navy friends
And sold them out for his own selfish ends? (Big John)
He appeared before Congress and on left-wing talk shows
Giving aid and comfort to America's foes
It was clear to see whose side he was on
Some say he helped cause the fall of Saigon - Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
He claims to be for the working poor
Yet he owns 5 mansions from shore to shore
He never had to work a day in his life
'cause he learned it helps to have a wealthy wife! - Big John
Now he wants to be our next President
and Commander-in-chief of those he resents:
The American soldiers who fight and die
To give him the freedom to tell us his lies
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
Thousands have sacrificed their young lives
To help ensure that our nation survives
A vote for Kerry is a slap in the face
To all the brave soldiers that he's disgraced
FADE (Big John, Big John) Big Bad John
FReegards...MUD
BTW...hey y'all, check out post #271!!
LOL...MUD
My pic Project for later today:
DemocRAT Talking Point
If they weren't on Kerry's boat,
how can they know?See this group of Swift Boats patrolling together? They are NOT SERVING together!!! Only the ones on the SAME BOAT are serving together! Each group of personnel on each boat know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about the personnel on the other boat, PERIOD !! If they say they do, they are Republican LIARS !! Unless the one talking is a DemocRAT. Then he is telling the truth, of course.
Excellent theme fer yer work, but the definition of your linked photo is subpar.
FReegards...MUD
Great job, my FRiend...MUD
Wish we could say the same thing about the room the Leftist Medyuh is giving Hanoi John to change his story!!
FReegards...MUD
Excellent theme fer yer work .....Thank you.
..... but the definition of your linked photo is subpar.
Oh, yeah. I agree. That was because the pic I lifted from someone was a "blown up" size from the original when they posted it. I didn't figure it out until I took the pic to my PhotoDeluxe to fix it up.
Anyway, here is the finished pic. You're getting the "Debut" post of it, lol!
If I had a bigger pic to work with, it would have been better .....
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