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Breaking News Headlines: The Socialist Democrats are currently scrambling to cancel the remaining portion of their convention in Boston, Taxsachuttus as many high ranking socialist democommies are boarding airplanes to fly to Ragbag, Iraq to visit their beloved Saddam who is thought to be on his death's bed after a stroke. SlickWIllie Klinton and his lovely wife, the Hildabeast, Fat Ted Swimmer Kennedy, Tom I am sadden Dashhole, John F'n Fritz Fonda Admitted War Criminal Kerry and his drag of a wife, Ter-rizzz-sa, Jim Bagdad McDermott, Patty Osamma Mamma Murray, Screamer Dean, Terry I profited by $18million McAuliffe, and several other socialists were asking that the remainder of the convention be held in Saddam's bunker outside Bagdad. The delegates are currently scurrying about trying to make reservations at this moment. Air France and Lufthansa Airlines are said to be offering large discounts also to French and Germans wishing to immediately fly south. More as this story continues to develop.