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To: AFPhys; TheSpottedOwl; VaBthang4; cyborg
Who is J. Forbes Kerry?

Can't Kiss!

Can't Catch!

Can't Ride

Can't Pitch!

Can't be Trusted!

Can't Lead!

Vote Bush!

Leadership
Pitches From The Top
Of The Mound.


896 posted on 07/25/2004 7:41:11 PM PDT by Major_Risktaker (Oderint dum metuant)
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To: Major_Risktaker

902 posted on 07/25/2004 7:42:35 PM PDT by Petronski (Sandy Berger believes there's no int'l dispute that can't be solved by the U.S walking away from it.)
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To: Major_Risktaker; Howlin; Peach; Ernest_at_the_Beach

Super Campaigning poster fodder in Post#896!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1178385/posts?page=896#896

Ping to the list pingers!


950 posted on 07/25/2004 7:55:41 PM PDT by AFPhys ((.Praying for President Bush, our troops, their families, and all my American neighbors..))
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To: Major_Risktaker
Bravo!!!
1,039 posted on 07/25/2004 8:16:03 PM PDT by Vision Thing (Liberal Democrats suffer from squeamish weakness.)
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To: Major_Risktaker

Forget the Dukakis moment, this is Gotterdammerung!!!

I could pitch better than that. Btw boys and girls, his ass isn't fat, he's wearing body armor below the waist. Compare his bizarre looking Dockers (yeah like he'd wear Dockers), and his cute little bike shorts. If you look closely at his chest as he heaves the ball into the dirt, you can see the outline of the vest...which of course is entirely appropriate.

Theresa looked like she was ready for a stiff brandy. This has got to be a joke. The Dems are really going to give this buffoon the nomination? I smell a crusty black pantsuit lurking in the shadows.

Thanks for the ping, this thread is a riot :-D


1,180 posted on 07/25/2004 9:36:13 PM PDT by TheSpottedOwl ("In the Kingdom of the Deluded, the Most Outrageous Liar is King".)
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To: Major_Risktaker
SWEET!!!
1,238 posted on 07/26/2004 4:11:07 AM PDT by OXENinFLA
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To: Major_Risktaker

As good as it is, instead of "Vote Bush," try "Can't compare!" to keep your Kerry can't..... theme!! (Just a suggestion!)


1,266 posted on 07/26/2004 6:21:54 AM PDT by SpinyNorman (Kerry: "Taking America Back!" (...to the economic malaise of the Carter administration))
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