Posted on 07/19/2004 9:04:54 PM PDT by doug from upland
MIDI - SOMEWHERE OUT THERE - scroll to 2nd section
Somewhere out there I'll find happiness
I don't know what happened...but my life is a real stinking mess
Somewhere out there a bakery's open late
I'm needing some comfort 'cause I can't get a date
When I was younger...things went as I had planned
And young men everywhere had held up...my picture with a single hand
You never know the future and just what it has in store
I've lowered expectations and I lust for Michael Moore
Because I have ingested over 7,000 pies
Men look at me and do not get the slightest little rise
Somewhere out there is Moonbeam missing me
He's seeming more normal...some of you know of our history
(la la la la la la la la la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la la la la la la la)
Somewhere out there...a lounge will not boot me out
They'll let me shoot off my great big fat mouth...of that I have no doubt
You never know the future and just what it has in store
I've lowered expectations and I lust for Michael Moore
Because I have ingested over 7,000 pies
Men look at me and do not get the slightest little rise
Somewhere out there a bakery's open late
I'm needing some comfort 'cause I can't get...I can't get a date
I'm deeply saddened. She used to be so hot, but as goes the body so goes the mind.
(No wait, that never actually happens. Strike that.)
I will be pleased to do that and then throw her a dozen Krispy Kremes.
It could not happen to a nicer female dog!!!
Call 702.785.5555 and ask for Mr. Timmins' office.
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