[NYCVirago]

When I found out about the triplets, I felt like: It's not the back of a pickup at 16, but now I'm going to have to move to Staten Island.

Heaven forbid. She might actually have to mingle with people who read the Staten Island Advance instead of the New York Times and vote Republican!

[cyborg]

Maybe she doesn't want the Sopranos for neighbors/sarcasm

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Sophisticated NYT staffer:

Ya know, those triplets are a real burden. Giving birth to them should be left to "trailer trash. You know, like those slutty broads who don't abort their children because they're an inconvenience to their accustomed lifestyle and all. Excuse me ladies, but I have a pedicure appointment to go to. Tootles!

[Rutles4Ever]

BTTT

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