Ya know, those triplets are a real burden. Giving birth to them should be left to "trailer trash. You know, like those slutty broads who don't abort their children because they're an inconvenience to their accustomed lifestyle and all. Excuse me ladies, but I have a pedicure appointment to go to. Tootles!
This article needs to be read out loud at the Republican convention. Prime time. Hang them with their own words...