[southernnorthcarolina]

"We came out with a dirt clod and inside the dirt clod was a human hair 14 inches long," she said. "It was so old there was no pigment."

No pigment? Is this another blond joke?

A blond woman's house catches on fire. She calls the Fire Department...

Blond: "Send help! My house is on fire!"

Dispatcher: "How do we get there?"

Blond: "Duh! Big red truck!"

Thank you. Thank you very much...

[LibKill]

Consider yourself spanked!

OK, it was funny but older than dirt. :)