Slim-Fast Sheds Whoopi Goldberg After Bush Riff

Netscape News ^ | 7/14/04

[TaxRelief]

Thank G-d, I can still use Dove and Surf!

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL ! That's funny !

(I missed your comment last night/this morning until now).

[MeekOneGOP]

hehehehe ! :^)

[bannie]

All I can say over her getting flushed is, WHOOOOooooOOOOooooOOPIE!!!!

[Mike-o-Matic]

For some reason, that photo reminds me of THIS debacle:

Ted Danson appears onstage in blackface
at a Friar's Club roast in 1993, during
the period he was dating Whoopi.

It was a real hit! NOT!!

(click the pic for original story at rotten.com)

I guess liberal idiots of a feather flock together!

[Lauren BaRecall]

That's right! Blame me! :oD

I think your selective memory forgot that if my fake Russian accent hadn't gone over as well as it did with the Sheriff, we'd probably still be trying to raise bail! LOL!

BTW, only $10 for that thing? I thought the going rate was much higher. You must have talked the guy down, huh?

I do admit being glad that they finally threw us out - otherwise we would have missed that gorgeous sunrise. :o)

However, I wonder if you remember that *I* was the one who walked out on my own two feet, and YOU were the one who had to be dragged. I got the biggest kick out of the way you were yelling the Declaration of Independence at them! LOL!

Strangely, I don't recall Thomas Jefferson's having written the Declaration *quite* that way...I mean with words like...well, you know....

[Lauren BaRecall]

OMGosh! This is PRICELESS! OMGosh!

(Call in a master plumber someone, this will take days to clean up.)

This kind of BIG POOPI doesn't go down in one flush!!! LOL!

[Lauren BaRecall]

Any time I can come home after a long, hard day in the salt mines, logon to FR, and see Poopi looking up at me from the inside of a toilet bowl, is a GREAT day!

Look! She's saying, "Help me, help me!" HaHa!

No way, Poopi! Pay a visit to the sewer where your friends, the RATS, live! HaHa!

[Lauren BaRecall]

This happened once in Rio to about the same degree, but that's for another thread.

LOL! Another thread at another time, huh? Too bad! I just opened a beer, and I'm in the mood for a good story! :oD

[Lauren BaRecall]

For me, it's all about the mayo! I'm very happy for both of us. :o)

[Lauren BaRecall]

(curtsy) :oD

[MeekOneGOP]

:^)

[potlatch]

LOL, Whoopie doesn't know the right way to ride the rapids!!

[sweetliberty]

"Now she could do ads for Cialis or Viagra"

If a man was thinking about needing Viagra, Whoopi could make him forget what he wanted it for.

[sweetliberty]

"Democrats speak from their a$$ when not talking out of both sides of their mouths"

I thought that WAS the other side of their mouths.

[Future Useless Eater]

Ouch, you're dredging up all the memories that were painful in more ways than one!

I think the Sheriff must have had the hots for you, because your fake accent was pretty affected by that concoction! What was that again? vodka/ex-lax and ethanol?
( They could have powered Charleston Park just from your fumes! ;-)

But it was HIS fault for offering you that cigarette. I wonder if his eyebrows ever grew back? Anyway, the Hellman's sure came in handy, I'm glad we didn't have to boycott THAT!

...and also that sunrise was definately spectacular!
ta ta, FLE

[BobS]

"If a man was thinking about needing Viagra, Whoopi could make him forget what he wanted it for."

Dear sweetliberty, it was a joke! You see, Viagra and Whoopie null each other out and become a total waste of time:)

[sweetliberty]

I know.

[Minute Hoarding Clock Watcher]

WooHoo! good news!

[Minute Hoarding Clock Watcher]

There's also a premium brand that is just as good as Best Foods/Hellman's, and has preservatives, if you can find it.

Luckily now, I won't have to give up my Hellman's

But I don't get it. Having preservatives is a GOOD thing?