Good one. This idea, though, even if it's well intentioned, opens up all sorts of avenues for abuse down the road. Citizens could find their right to vote curtailed, disqualification to run for public office and even wills nullified.
Your children taken...
Your tag line ("It was horrible, a monster...like, like, with the body of a crab and the head of a social worker") illustrates your point.
Social services, not services of socialism.