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Another humor break:

Subject: Passport Please

The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane.
At the French Customs counter, he fumbled for his passport.

"You 'ave been to 'Franze' before, monsieur?" the customs officer
asked sarcastically.

The old gent admitted that he had been to France previously.

"Zen, you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready for inspection."

The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Zat is impossible! You Americans alwayz 'ave to show your passports on arrival in Franze!"

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long, hard look. Then he quietly explained.

"Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."

Group threatens to kill Bulgarians

Thursday, July 8, 2004 Posted: 7:42 PM EDT (2342 GMT)

(CNN) -- An Iraqi insurgent group has threatened to behead two Bulgarian hostages within 24 hours if the United States does not release all prisoners in Iraq, according to a video aired by Al-Jazeera.

Video showed the two unidentified Bulgarians sitting down with their hands tied, while three armed masked men stood behind them........

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/meast/07/08/iraq.bulgaria/index.html

You want humor?

I am listening to the ABC top of the hour radio news, some
gal has just explained about the new Homeland Security fear and said that it was "Politically generated".

"People were beginning to wake up and pay attention to the
democratic party, with edwards and kerry beginning to gain ground and the convention is only 18 days".

Now that is blind stupidity and at times I feel like letting the stupid people have it, why should I look till I am blind for a clue and they, who have facts that we will never know come on the air and tell the fools it is all cause the dems. were winning in the public opinion......

grrrrrrrrrrrrrr, someone knock me off my soapbox. Or better yet bust her in the mouth, she was so proud of her statements, that she even gave her name...No, it didn't stick with me.

3,081 posted on 07/08/2004 9:11:43 PM PDT by nw_arizona_granny (A Google search for: communist manifesto 1963 & muslim manifesto 1990, Will show todays laws in them)

A British airline pilot had just landed at the Frankfurt Airport in Germany. He was confused by the runway markings and called the tower for assistance. The ground controller acted miffed and curtly asked the pilot if he had even been to Frankfurt before. The pilot responded yes, but he didn't land the last time. World War 2.