ZTTTZYUW RHCJKIY0001 1821223-TTTT--RHCJSUU
301223ZJUN2004
FM FREERAD CHEYENNE MTN AFS CO
TO ALZOT
T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN
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SUBJ/FREERAD CYBERSPACE ALERT//
RMKS/1. MULTIPLE LAUNCHES DETECTED FROM DEMOCRAT UNDERGROUND, TARGETED ON FREE REPUBLIC.
2. CONFIDENCE IS HIGH RPT CONFIDENCE IS HIGH. FREERAD IS DECLARING A CYBERSPACE DEFENSE EMERGENCY AND ORDERING A FULL PACKET STOP.
3. RECOMMEND SETTING ZOTCON ONE AND EVACUATING JIMROB ABOARD FREE REPUBLIC EMERGENCY AIRBORNE COMMAND POST.
4. COMSTRAT RECOMMENDS IMPLEMENTING CYBERZOT PLAN TWO ONE ZEBRA CODENAME "GRAND TOUR," TIMING OPTION ONE. COMMAND WORD: COTTONMOUTH. DESIGNATOR: JERICHO. DAY WORD: TRINITY.
5. VALHALLA I AM COMING!
6. THE MATADOR! THE MATADOR!//
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RRRTSAYS 998S7JJSD 7782892-YYKR-MANO881
0130Z30JUN2004
FM WHITE HOUSE COMCTR
TO ALL KITTYBASES
T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN
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SUBJ/FREERAD CYBERSPACE ALERT//
RMKS/1. CONFIRM RECEIPT MESSAGE DETAILING DEMOCRAT UNDERGROUND LAUNCH.
2. CIC ORDERS STRIKE PLAN NINER NINER YANKEE CODE NAME "VALHALLA" FULL KITTEN LAUNCH SAYING AGAIN FULL KITTEN LAUNCH. ALL KITTENS LAUNCH IMMEDIATELY. COMMAND ORDER: THREADSCRAM DESIGNATOR: MILKBOWL DAY WORD: CARETAKER.
3. CONFIRM ZOTCON ONE. CIC SECURED.
5. WE ARE YOUR OVERLORDS!
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Man, that is FUNNY!! I am still laughing and I read it 3 minutes ago! Reading that military message format brings back lots of memories. Thanks, I needed that laugh at the perfect time!
You've really got that Naval Message format down pat. Well done.