[RebelBanker]

I think this IS the hip-hop version.

On a more serious note, I wonder who the heretics are that are trying to pass this blasphemy off as Scripture. Judging by a couple of those passages, they sound like a branch of the Gaystapo.

[ItsTheMediaStupid]

What's wrong with reading the original Hebrew, Greek, and Latin texts and making an honest interpretation as we would talk? Not that this is it, because it clearly isn't.