"Hey kid, a manicure and step on it! I'm on the campaign trail here!"
1 posted on
06/21/2004 1:43:12 PM PDT by
Undertow
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To: Undertow
25 posted on
06/21/2004 2:53:31 PM PDT by
TheSpottedOwl
("In the Kingdom of the Deluded, the Most Outrageous Liar is King".)
To: Undertow
IIIIIIIIIIIF IIIIIIIIII'm EElected President IIIIIIII will make sure you will not be able to read, write or add but, there's always basketball and selling crack! How much longer do I have to stay at this church???
Pray for W and Our Troops
26 posted on
06/21/2004 3:00:31 PM PDT by
bray
(Let's win one more for the Gipper)
To: Undertow
Kerry: "And here, little girl, is what I will do for the African-American community once I'm elected President of the United States."
Little girl: "But Mr. Kerry, the paper is blank. I don't see anything at all."
Kerry: "That's right little girl - that's absolutely right."
27 posted on
06/21/2004 3:00:35 PM PDT by
reagan_fanatic
(Liberalism is the end result of too many people peeing in the gene pool.)
To: Undertow
I learned this trick at magician's school. While everyone is concentrating on my right hand, no one is watching my left hand steal them blind.
To: Undertow
"Why not drop by my place later. Senator Byrd and I are having a BBQ".
35 posted on
06/21/2004 4:11:53 PM PDT by
RedBloodedAmerican
(smirk, and the World smirks with you. Sneer, and you sneer alone)
To: Undertow
36 posted on
06/21/2004 4:13:34 PM PDT by
Saundra Duffy
(Save Terri Schiavo!!!)
To: Undertow
Alright,now when you finish the outline,then you can draw in the Purple Heart wound.What do you mean you can't see it?
38 posted on
06/21/2004 4:49:13 PM PDT by
tapatio
( Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.)
To: Undertow
Tell anybody I couldn't color within the lines and you're dead little girl!!
39 posted on
06/21/2004 5:09:23 PM PDT by
mass55th
To: Undertow
Gosh, he really does love children.
40 posted on
06/21/2004 5:11:59 PM PDT by
ShandaLear
(John Kerry, the gift that keeps on giving!)
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