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"Hey kid, a manicure and step on it! I'm on the campaign trail here!"
1 posted on 06/21/2004 1:43:12 PM PDT by Undertow
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"Do you know who I am"?


25 posted on 06/21/2004 2:53:31 PM PDT by TheSpottedOwl ("In the Kingdom of the Deluded, the Most Outrageous Liar is King".)
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IIIIIIIIIIIF IIIIIIIIII'm EElected President IIIIIIII will make sure you will not be able to read, write or add but, there's always basketball and selling crack! How much longer do I have to stay at this church???

Pray for W and Our Troops

26 posted on 06/21/2004 3:00:31 PM PDT by bray (Let's win one more for the Gipper)
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Kerry: "And here, little girl, is what I will do for the African-American community once I'm elected President of the United States."

Little girl: "But Mr. Kerry, the paper is blank. I don't see anything at all."

Kerry: "That's right little girl - that's absolutely right."
27 posted on 06/21/2004 3:00:35 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Liberalism is the end result of too many people peeing in the gene pool.)
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I learned this trick at magician's school. While everyone is concentrating on my right hand, no one is watching my left hand steal them blind.


30 posted on 06/21/2004 3:06:16 PM PDT by mtbopfuyn
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"Why not drop by my place later. Senator Byrd and I are having a BBQ".


35 posted on 06/21/2004 4:11:53 PM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican (smirk, and the World smirks with you. Sneer, and you sneer alone)
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It takes a village


36 posted on 06/21/2004 4:13:34 PM PDT by Saundra Duffy (Save Terri Schiavo!!!)
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Alright,now when you finish the outline,then you can draw in the Purple Heart wound.What do you mean you can't see it?

38 posted on 06/21/2004 4:49:13 PM PDT by tapatio ( Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.)
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Tell anybody I couldn't color within the lines and you're dead little girl!!


39 posted on 06/21/2004 5:09:23 PM PDT by mass55th
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Gosh, he really does love children.


40 posted on 06/21/2004 5:11:59 PM PDT by ShandaLear (John Kerry, the gift that keeps on giving!)
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