CAPTION THIS (Clinton and Rather)

6/20/04

[Liz]

" You wanna gimme a hug? Oh, wait’ll I change into somethig
more comfortable, Danny boy..... "Tee hee. This is the real me."

[keysguy]

Rather, reportedly, has several sets of monogrammed knee pads from Bubba.

[Dawgmeister]

So, Hillary is credited with coining the term, "Wee Willie's Winkie?".

[MadIvan]

RATHER: "There are those who might say that you were a teeny, tiny bit responsible for allowing terrorism to flourish. The USS Cole incident for example...."

CLINTON: "Do you need another lesson from Madam Hillary involving the cat o'nine tails there, Dan?"

RATHER: "No, Evil Master! I mean, Mr. President!"

Regards, Ivan

[Dawgmeister]

Caption #2: Monica kept insisting that this is 9 inches...

[ohiobushman]

Rather: "My next question Saddam,er.. I mean Bill,do you like me?"

[Piquaboy]

Rather: Pull my finger!

[mountaineer]

Clinton: Um, better wipe your chin, Dan.

[jamfull]

Bill, wasn't it really you and Hillary and NOT Jesus who walked on the water?

[television is just wrong]

WHAT A HILLBILLY

[weegee]

Dan Ratherbiased: "Is this about the angle of the hook in your, well you know?"

Bubba Jeff: "You really want to see it, Danny, don't you?"

[RJL]

Rather: Bill, you never sent me my presidential kneepads. I earned them, and I continue to earn them today and everyday.

Do you have a Kleenex? Something spilled on by blue suit.

[ChadGore]

[doug from upland]

From the archives of three years ago. Neither of these scumbags will ever change who they are.

MIDI - ANNIE'S SONG (Danny's Song)

You fill up the airwaves with left wing CBS-ing
We can no longer take it…it is time you are done
For the RATS you’re cheerleader…and you don’t even hide it
It’s time the producer…brings back Connie Chung

You claim Clinton’s honest…have you been hibernating
He’s a perjuring scumbag…whose name’s lower than dung
Is it true that your head’s kept…where the sun’s never shining
It’s time the producer…brings back Connie Chung

Bill bit and raped Broaddrick…but it wasn’t newsworthy
So you chose to ignore it…what a tale you’ve spun
If your daughter were victim…would you get off your kneepads
It’s time the producer…brings back Connie Chung

You claim Clinton’s honest…have you been hibernating
He’s a perjuring scumbag…whose name’s lower than dung
Is it true that your head’s kept…where the sun’s never shining
It’s time the producer…brings back Connie Chung

[wolicy_ponk]

[End_Clintonism_Now]

INFOMERCIAL!!!!

[mikrofon]

DR: "Your book comes to some 970 pages, about this thick .... Now isn't that longer than your ______"

[Liz]

LOL....the Lewisnky "statement" was "loaded" with, ah, meaning.

[Liz]

RATHER: "Say, Bill, could you arrange to get a few hot babes to come up to CBS? Man, we don't get nuttin' here. Lookit who we got working here. I mean Lesly Stahl? Dammit, she's a cold bitch.....won't supersize a damn thing."

CLINTON: "Danny boy I feel for ya, Dan Hewitt, Andy Rooney, and the rest of the horny guys. Not to worry. I'll call the Hotsy Totsy Escort Service. Man when they say "service" they mean "service." We'll get some hot babes up here in a minute. "

RATHER: "Thanks Bill....and, don't forget, Andy Rooney likes 'em young with lots of stamina.......it takes the old geezer awhile.....young babes are the only thing that gets his juices flowing."