[MadIvan]

(soft chuckle

Regards, Ivan

[MadIvan]

Ping!

[MadIvan]

Sorry, that should be "(soft chuckle)" ;)

[Clara Lou]

A year after impeachment, as I wrote at the time, a Hillary adviser confirmed to Talk magazine that their physical passion had been rekindled and that Air Force One was now back in the hangar. A year later, they moved to separate states. Who knows what the truth is?
As soon as I'm through laughing, I'll be really disgusted. [I love Steyn!]

[NYTexan]

"So Clinton sucking up Kerry's oxygen is the best news there is for the Senator"

Not Likely, If anything it's more about Hildabeast in '08!

[randog]

But Clinton is what you wind up with when you have Reagan's communication skills but nothing to communicate: you're left with pure celebrity - Tina Brown's "heat"...

Or Dee Dee Myers' "Pizzazz!".

[stands2reason]

Thanks for posting this before

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[Theresawithanh]

"Today, of course, the Clintons are back sleeping together, even if only at the Reagan funeral, where the camera caught them blearily slumped in the pew with eyes closed during the big eulogies."

I've heard this one repeated many times, but I laugh out loud each time!

Mark Steyn Rules!

[Helms]

Steyn wields an electronic written scalpel.

"Clinton's heat left the party so parched for talent they had no successful governors to run for president and were forced to turn to a stiff hack weathervane senator in the hope they could so damage Bush they could drag their boy across the finishing line. "

[kcar]

And in other news, John sKerry was seen at Blockbusters checking out the title "Kill Bill".

[stands2reason]

A Steyn Classic to end all Classics.

Gonna read this one to the hubby tonight....

[don-o]

Does anyone have the Esquire cover of the rapist - the one with his legs spread and his necktie between his knees?

If any picture is worth a thousand words, that one is

[A Citizen Reporter]

"Clinton in the formulation adopted by various aggrieved campaign advisers and political observers, 'sucks all the oxygen' out of the Senator's campaign."

"In Mrs Clinton's version (from last year's unreadable doorstopper autobiography), she says she could 'hardly breathe' and was 'gulping for air', which sounds more like Monica's problem."

This from the woman who told the American people, when the scandle first broke to "take a deep breath".

Is it just me, or are these people who, metaphorically speaking, are seeing the last gasp of liberalism in America?

[gatorgriz]

"But, if you don't, then it is time, as Bill Clinton used to say, to move on. Monica's no longer on her knees. There's no reason why anyone else should be."

But Ellen Ratner and Eleanor Cli*t demand their opportunity to service Bubba at the sink. They insist!!! Only this morning I watched Ellen wax long and loud about her desire to service Bubba...

Listen up Bubba; if Eleanor comes your way I've got it good authority she's a lot like a prune...

[ozaukeemom]

ping

[Tall_Texan]

I wish I could write like that!

(BTW, good to see you back, Ivan)

[Gritty]

Pure marvelous, glorious, Steyn!

[vanmorrison]

"If you think a great political party should be a star vehicle for a guy who won't get off the stage, fine. But, if you don't, then it is time, as Bill Clinton used to say, to move on. Monica's no longer on her knees. There's no reason why anyone else should be."

I agree with Steyn...but JohnEffinKerry is ahead in the polls!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

But he did release a CD of a new, more sensitive version of Peter and the Wolf in which, instead of capturing the wolf and leading him away never to be heard of again, Peter realises the error of his lupophobia and releases the wolf back into the wild.

Oh great Cesar's ghost! Please tell me that he is kidding.

[Tired_of_the_Lies]

After September 11, I said that Bill Clinton suddenly seemed "so September 10th". These past few days, we've been told that he's the Dems' Reagan - a sunny, charismatic optimist who could sell the American people anything. But he chose not to sell them anything but himself.

When I think of President Reagan, I feel uplifted, inspired.

When I think about President Clinton, I feel like I need a shower.

[bootyist-monk]

A year after impeachment, as I wrote at the time, a Hillary adviser confirmed to Talk magazine that their physical passion had been rekindled and that Air Force One was now back in the hangar.

Steyn, you magnificant bastard... you owe me a new keyboard.