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Northside Atlanta Welcomes Armadillo
July 18, 2004 | Broker

Posted on 06/18/2004 5:47:54 AM PDT by Broker

Motorists in Northeast Atlanta greeted the arrival of "Bob" the Armadillo this morning. This migratory member of the Dasypodidae family could be the first such visitor in the 285 perimeter's Platinum Triangle. Bob died on the road side, his head pointed north bound to Marietta. Rubber neckers and readers alike can ponder this development. An ever widdening range for this curious digger from the deep south.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Georgia; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: armadillo; armadillobymorning; closetheborders
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To: green iguana

"What in the world prompted that?"

We were camping for a few days somewhere in Central Florida. At dusk they come out by the dozens, you can hear them moving as they crawl across the dead palmettos. At first we started chasing and catching them with milk crates for fun, then decided to see what the little critters tasted like. We rolled the meat in bread crumbs and garlic and fried them up.


41 posted on 06/18/2004 6:54:00 AM PDT by Rebelbase ( aka Gassybrowneyedbum)
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To: cripplecreek

yep that skating was great.


42 posted on 06/18/2004 6:55:34 AM PDT by ReformedBeckite
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To: Broker

Global Warming kills armadillos! lol


43 posted on 06/18/2004 6:57:34 AM PDT by Frapster (Biscuits & Gravy Extraordinair)
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To: Broker
A woman I work with (in NW Florida) came in, nearly in tears from her drive to work. When asked what the problem was she sobbed: "I ran over an aardvark on highway 231 and killed it!"

She hasn't been in the South long so she didn't know the correct name for the animal that she hit, which was an armadillo.

My experience with them at night leads me to believe that they don't see too well. While taking a short walk, I came up on Boone who didn't see me until the last second and then took off running (making enough noise to sound like a much larger animal) and ran right into the side of a house.

The impact was so loud that the homeowner came outside to see what made the noise.

44 posted on 06/18/2004 7:07:16 AM PDT by capt. norm (Rap is to music what the Etch-A-Sketch is to art.)
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To: redlipstick

They are faster than possums. But they seem to freak out if you chase them. My 9 yr old nephew caught one last month with a 5 gallon paint bucket. Turned the bucket upside down over it and sat on the bucket 'til my brother got there to properly dispose(shoot)of it.

Then He promptly went out in the back yard to hunt another one.


45 posted on 06/18/2004 7:07:52 AM PDT by rewrite
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To: redlipstick
...it completely freaks out my oldest dog. He now thinks that he can kill with a loud bark, and the guilt adds too his neuroses

Maybe you should contact this guy...

The "Bow-lingual", developed by Japanese toy manufacturer Takara Co. Ltd, consists of a six-centimetre dog collar microphone that transmits sounds to a palm-sized console. The console uses 200 different words, including "fun", "boring" and "happy", to translate six basic dog "emotions" in real time. The system sounds viable, says Roger Mugford, a dog psychiatrist based in Surrey. "There are common elements to the speech of every dog," he said. However, he added that dog-owners should not need computers to interpret their pets' desires.

46 posted on 06/18/2004 7:28:43 AM PDT by OSHA (It must be faulty. All I did was take the safety off, point it and pull the trigger.)
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To: redlipstick
We haven't seen our resident possum since my overachieving Labrador Retriever caught up with him one night. She carried him around for five minutes, shaking him from time to time to make SURE he was dead. We made her put him down, then I took her in the house and washed her mouth out and brushed her teeth. Possums STINK!

It was an extremely tough possum, 'cause he was gone in the morning. And he's never been back. (Maybe she did successfully dispatch him, and something else got the body.)

47 posted on 06/18/2004 7:31:11 AM PDT by AnAmericanMother (. . . Ministrix of Venery (recess appointment), TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary . . .)
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To: capt. norm

Is your coworker from South Africa or something?


48 posted on 06/18/2004 7:32:08 AM PDT by AnAmericanMother (. . . Ministrix of Venery (recess appointment), TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary . . .)
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To: redlipstick

The first and only live armadillo I ever saw made contact approximately .05 seconds later with the engine mounting cross member of my 1984 Trans AM at ~80mph. I remember thinking "damn, those suckers are fast" (just shot out in road). felt like hitting a cinder block.


49 posted on 06/18/2004 7:49:11 AM PDT by Axenolith
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To: Axenolith

A buddy of mine was cruising cross Texas interstate at substantial speed in his 911 Porsche at dawn in 1992. The last thing he remembered was the passing blur of black shadows on the road. Amazingly his low profile car undercut and rocketed a black angus over the car! Good old Jack Butts lived to tell that tale...


50 posted on 06/18/2004 9:06:50 AM PDT by Broker (SEMPER FI)
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To: Broker
Are they edible?
51 posted on 06/18/2004 9:09:32 AM PDT by mhking
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To: redlipstick

No, it was too busy thrashing around after getting run over.


52 posted on 06/18/2004 11:05:06 AM PDT by Bryan24
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To: Bryan24

53 posted on 06/18/2004 11:09:55 AM PDT by EllaMinnow ("President Reagan has left us, but he has left us stronger and better." President George W. Bush)
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To: Broker

Move the checkpoint to E. Texas.


54 posted on 06/18/2004 11:11:42 AM PDT by Old Professer (lust; pure, visceral groin-grinding, sweat-popping, heart-pounding staccato bursts of shooting stars)
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To: eyespysomething
I admit, I have been seeing more and more of them.

They're trying to get away from the teeming Liberal masses surging into Metro Atlanta...

"Run away! Run away!"
55 posted on 06/19/2004 1:00:31 AM PDT by Transplanted_Yankee (Happily free from the New England Liberal Left since 2003.)
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