Dog, I think you're being blasphemed again.
--Boot Hill
>>>>>>>Dog, I think you're being blasphemed again.
Ain't nuttin compared to what Osama and Co think of dogs!
Personally, I think their hatred of dogs springs from jealousy.
Dogs routinely do (at least male dogs) what the male of homo sapiens cannot, unless you're a contortionist.
"Dog, I think you're being blasphemed again."
No way, not our Dog.
That's from an old lawyer book I remember. Been a long time but it goes something like this...
You say my client's dog bit you?
My client's dog doesn't bite.
Plus he was chained up that day.
In another state.
After having his teeth removed.
Which killed him.
Dog?
My client doesn't even HAVE a dog.