"Dog, I think you're being blasphemed again."
No way, not our Dog.
That's from an old lawyer book I remember. Been a long time but it goes something like this...
You say my client's dog bit you?
My client's dog doesn't bite.
Plus he was chained up that day.
In another state.
After having his teeth removed.
Which killed him.
Dog?
My client doesn't even HAVE a dog.
OK, now this is getting silly.
"How come my dog don't bark when you come around anymore?"
- Dr. John.
LOL! --Boot Hill