Only if you marry a Republican woman sir.
...are not to be entered into lightly.
DUH! The rats have convinced too many people marriage is some sorta social soiree that you can taxi out of if you don't like one of the songs on it's radio.
Hitting a pothole doesn't mean it's time to ditch the car, it means it time to grab the asphalt and a shovel
Oh please, put down the Kool-Aid. Pubbie chicks can be just as psycho as 'Rats, Greenies, Libertarians, or any other woman of any stripe in this nation. The problem is that feminism and hedonism have become so entrenched in our society that every woman under the age of 40 has grown to accept it as part of the natural order of the universe.
A better rule of thumb is never marry a woman who's ever watched Oprah, Dr. Phil, American Idol, E!, "Beaches", or any other such drivel. Since that pretty much rules out every woman my age or younger in this country, I guess I'll have to find my future wife overseas.
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!